All categories - 17 January 2007

2007-01-17 21:51:10 · 2 answers · asked by sam 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-17 21:51:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I've often wondered why it is called reality TV, when clearly there is nothing real about it. I'm not just talking about BB this includes all the other sh!t like jungle.

Surely programmes like dispatches and panorama are reality TV, seeing as they educate us about various different stories that happen across the world?

2007-01-17 21:50:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

3 Nuns were waiting to enter the Kingdom of Heaven after being involved in the most horrific car accident you have ever seen! On the arrival of Saint Peter the Nuns became most excited and started running for the door when St Peter said:

"You will each have to answer a question before you enter the Heaven"

"I will call each of you to the gates and ask you the question, which you must answer truthfully. On giving a satisfactory answer you will be admitted to the Heaven. If you lie ... then it is the fires of Eternal Damnation for you" Being God fearing people the Nuns all agreed to the conditions and the first Nun went up to the Gate.

"Sister" said Saint Peter "Have you ever touched a Mans penis"

At this the first Nun nearly fainted. She went deeply red and looked like she wanted the ground to swallow her. Looking at the Nun Saint Peter said ... "You must confess all before admittance to Heaven". Looking most dejected ... the Nun said "I have to be honest. I did once touch a mans penis with the very tip of this finger. I was curious and it looked so funny." she said holding out her right index finger.

Saint Peter smiled at the Nun and said "Sister, you will be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven once you have dipped the tip of your right index finger into the Holy Water held in the font to your left"

Practically skipping over to the font the Nun dipped her finger into the Holy water and was promptly admitted into the Kingdom of Heaven. The second Nun has been watching this and approached Saint Peter. The same question was asked of the second Nun, "Sister" said Saint Peter "Have you ever touched a mans penis"

Again, the second Nun looked horrified at being asked such a question, but offered her answer forward a little easier than the first Nun. "Saint Peter" she said "I have to admit that I once let a mans penis enter my vagina. It was before I entered the Convent and I didn't much enjoy it. In fact it was a bit of a let down."

Saint Peter smiled at the Nun and said "Sister, you will be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven once you have dipped your vagina into the Holy Water held in the font to your left" Willingly she did this and was entered (practically running) into the Kingdom of Heaven

Well, you see, the third Nun had been watching this and not feeling at all abashed she stormed up to Saint Peter and said "NOW LISTEN HERE BUSTER ... IF YOU THINK I'M GARGLING WITH HOLY WATER AFTER SHE JUST PUT HER FANNY IN IT YOU CAN THINK AGAIN".

2007-01-17 21:50:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's not my first interview but the role I will be going for is important and from the job spec it looks as if I'll have alot of responsibilities!
What sort of questions should I expect?

2007-01-17 21:50:34 · 9 answers · asked by Katie M 2 in Careers & Employment

Does anyone know where to find out the currency rates? Which web site is the best?

2007-01-17 21:50:30 · 5 answers · asked by K K 3 in Other - Business & Finance

i am looking for simon andrew riches DOB 26/03/1969 i need to let him know that there is a very inportant letter at his freind val's house.

2007-01-17 21:50:27 · 3 answers · asked by justme 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-01-17 21:50:24 · 4 answers · asked by Russell 3 in Other - Diseases

The video: Set in a house, party in the background (in a lounge/family room), very dark African American Female singer with low alto voice wearing dark green. Singer was slender, had sculpted face. Any ideas?

2007-01-17 21:50:20 · 2 answers · asked by daratok 4 in Music

2007-01-17 21:49:59 · 6 answers · asked by Ultrasonic J-M 1 in Astronomy & Space

what about those millions of children all over the uk who are enduring this everyday and those who couldnt bare it any longer they commited suicide i dont see anyone putting that on the news and in papers to raise awareness yes its wrong whats happening to shilpa but she isnt the only one whos ever been picked on or called names

whos the voice for all the other victims or doesnt it matter because there not famous

2007-01-17 21:49:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I have a round face and high cheekbones. I want to contour my face to make it look slimmer.

- What product should I use to contour?
- How should I go about doing this.

My skin is medium with gold undertones. Any product recommendations.

2007-01-17 21:49:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

Don't say 'the Bible'; it's not in there.

2007-01-17 21:49:25 · 9 answers · asked by Save the Fish 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Alphabetti spaghetti for ghosts?

Ooooooooooo.

2007-01-17 21:49:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 21:49:19 · 1 answers · asked by sagar t 1 in Other - Diseases

u noe, like Prison Break, the OC, One Tree Hill, 24, ER and lots more...

2007-01-17 21:49:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What's the regular servicing costs at a Porsche service centre? It would be great to find out the actual cost from owners rounded to the nearest $100 in Australia.

2007-01-17 21:49:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Porsche

...when you sleep in bunk bed?

2007-01-17 21:49:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do it as well, but what are your opinions on why? Do we just like the different culture?

2007-01-17 21:49:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-01-17 21:48:57 · 4 answers · asked by Raven 1 in Philosophy

From any movie, song, poem, play, ect.. By any speaker, about anything. Include the speaker or where it's from if you know it. But it's cool if you don't.

2007-01-17 21:48:56 · 21 answers · asked by blonde_bubbles89 1 in Quotations

2007-01-17 21:48:35 · 3 answers · asked by ataul_bari 1 in Engineering

2007-01-17 21:48:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

2007-01-17 21:48:09 · 6 answers · asked by tripod 1 in Video & Online Games

and what make u come on line. like Job, Insomenia etc

2007-01-17 21:48:07 · 15 answers · asked by coolguy 2 in Singles & Dating

the movie was released more than 6-7 years back. It's a coloured feature film. Don't know it's name n' so need ur help. will try my best to describe it,

somewhere in u.k. or u.s. there's this house in a city which catches fire. there's this boy who in his room is just about to get out when a couple of drawfs drop in his room out of the blue. and have this somewat red stonelike object with them. he agrees to come along with them to somewat fantasy land.
There in the fantasy land while on the sea he meets this cannibal pirates and latter on a very tall giant on whose head there ship somewat get locked. Latter on in the movie they comes across a extremely tall wall of glass, mirror if I m not wrong, they break it and behind it number of stairsgoing everywhr.
finally at the end of the movie he comes back to the city and finds that he is back at the same time at which he had left, only he has the red stone with him. Finally he comes outta the house n' his parents take hold of stone

2007-01-17 21:47:56 · 15 answers · asked by paradox_effect 2 in Movies

Our vocational school is for-profit... but we want to sponsor economically disadvantaged youth with job training. This is only a one time event we want to do to raise money through ticket sales and a raffle. Where I lived before required a Certificate of Need to be purchased and a bank trust to be established for the funds. Is this the case in New York state?

2007-01-17 21:47:52 · 2 answers · asked by wonderful1 4 in New York City

2007-01-17 21:47:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-01-17 21:47:44 · 4 answers · asked by k_a_y_e 1 in Software