3 Nuns were waiting to enter the Kingdom of Heaven after being involved in the most horrific car accident you have ever seen! On the arrival of Saint Peter the Nuns became most excited and started running for the door when St Peter said:
"You will each have to answer a question before you enter the Heaven"
"I will call each of you to the gates and ask you the question, which you must answer truthfully. On giving a satisfactory answer you will be admitted to the Heaven. If you lie ... then it is the fires of Eternal Damnation for you" Being God fearing people the Nuns all agreed to the conditions and the first Nun went up to the Gate.
"Sister" said Saint Peter "Have you ever touched a Mans penis"
At this the first Nun nearly fainted. She went deeply red and looked like she wanted the ground to swallow her. Looking at the Nun Saint Peter said ... "You must confess all before admittance to Heaven". Looking most dejected ... the Nun said "I have to be honest. I did once touch a mans penis with the very tip of this finger. I was curious and it looked so funny." she said holding out her right index finger.
Saint Peter smiled at the Nun and said "Sister, you will be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven once you have dipped the tip of your right index finger into the Holy Water held in the font to your left"
Practically skipping over to the font the Nun dipped her finger into the Holy water and was promptly admitted into the Kingdom of Heaven. The second Nun has been watching this and approached Saint Peter. The same question was asked of the second Nun, "Sister" said Saint Peter "Have you ever touched a mans penis"
Again, the second Nun looked horrified at being asked such a question, but offered her answer forward a little easier than the first Nun. "Saint Peter" she said "I have to admit that I once let a mans penis enter my vagina. It was before I entered the Convent and I didn't much enjoy it. In fact it was a bit of a let down."
Saint Peter smiled at the Nun and said "Sister, you will be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven once you have dipped your vagina into the Holy Water held in the font to your left" Willingly she did this and was entered (practically running) into the Kingdom of Heaven
Well, you see, the third Nun had been watching this and not feeling at all abashed she stormed up to Saint Peter and said "NOW LISTEN HERE BUSTER ... IF YOU THINK I'M GARGLING WITH HOLY WATER AFTER SHE JUST PUT HER FANNY IN IT YOU CAN THINK AGAIN".
2007-01-17 21:50:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“Boo..Hooo…” is a name connected to crying. You had me in splits of laughter man ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!! What can I say except post some more!
2007-01-17 22:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my gosh id like to give you 20 for that but will have to settle for 10/10 best one today keep it up
2007-01-18 05:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is there to answer?
My advice to you is that you should avoid such jokes on the net.
Happy days
2007-01-18 05:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haaaaa..haaaa..haaaa
Reaaalllllyyyyy funnnnnyyy.
2007-01-18 08:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Nayan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!! BRILLIANT!!! Creased up laughin now...
Keep up the good jokes!!!
** 10/10 **
2007-01-18 05:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha, funny..but you know...nuns shoud be spared...
2007-01-18 08:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY! BUT WHER ARE THESE NUNS NOW- AND WHICH CHURCH THEY BELONGED TO? HW DOES ONE GET THER?
2007-01-18 06:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by bhatrax 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yap..i heard it in my language, it was different but with the same punchline.i liked it, but not hilarious
2007-01-18 05:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by krissa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
* ha ha * i heard this one a while back, but it is really funny.. just to think about how funny that would be.. thanks for another laugh..
2007-01-18 05:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-18 05:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋