All categories - 15 January 2007

I understand when one takes enough of it he becomes sexually strong. Is that right?

2007-01-15 23:49:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you
really think they look alike, you d1ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"

2007-01-15 23:49:04 · 28 answers · asked by leedsmikey 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 23:48:56 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

4 Me It Will Be The Colts vs The Bears.

2007-01-15 23:48:51 · 14 answers · asked by spiderman 1 in Football (American)

why do people think going to church once a week make them a christian when they don't live it the rest of the time ? i think being called religious is an insult to a true christian

2007-01-15 23:48:41 · 17 answers · asked by noot 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I would like an answer to this question as it might aid me in losing the x-mas gain. Some tips on avoiding this condition welcomed too

2007-01-15 23:48:39 · 25 answers · asked by northcarrlight 6 in Diabetes

I usually don't watch ECW but i sometimes hear about it. I watched some of it sometimes but i don't think i like it. I have seen the past ECW and ECW's return was just.. Horrific.. Big mistake.. Embarrassing thing to sports entertainment and then you can say a lot more things about it. Where is the extremeness gone? Does anyone know where it is because this program is boring me out. ECW One Night Stand is the only awesome thing ECW has, mostly because of the crowd. ECW is just like Monday Night Raw.. Too many connections with each other. SmackDown! is looking more and more interesting so i wouldn't mind that staying. What do you think about ECW and how would you rate it?

Have a nice day and thanks for answering!

2007-01-15 23:48:31 · 4 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Wrestling

I remember seeing this movie where when the helicopter got close to its target, it went into a quiet mode and you couldnt hear it anymore. Is this possible or was this just something made up for the movies? Please explain how this may be possible.

2007-01-15 23:48:29 · 6 answers · asked by Brett M 2 in Aircraft

2007-01-15 23:48:13 · 2 answers · asked by jcathy 3 in Friends

Does it build bulky muscles (esp in the thighs & legs) or does it make your thighs and legs slimmer?

2007-01-15 23:48:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I tried to clean it but only made the wax deeper...its totally uncomfortable but I cant get it out. I've tried using toothpicks to fingers to car keys (haha) but nothin worked. Someone please end my torture!! Thanks :D

2007-01-15 23:47:59 · 2 answers · asked by Mr F 1 in Other - General Health Care

I am going to this winter dance, and the theme is Mardi Gras... I am not sure what to wear, and also I am a bit over weight. Do any of you have any ideas of dresses that would go well with the theme and with my size? Thank you!

2007-01-15 23:47:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2007-01-15 23:47:40 · 1 answers · asked by J-Boy 1 in Mathematics

The Perfect Day for Her:
8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

2007-01-15 23:47:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 23:47:30 · 9 answers · asked by smvm630 1 in Reptiles

2007-01-15 23:47:30 · 10 answers · asked by QQ dri lu 4 in Religion & Spirituality

He will be lying on the opposite side of the house then run growling to the door to be let out. Then he scampers far away barking and howling.

I live on a rural property so there's a fair space for him to run around, and also plenty of things for him to be chasing (cows, rabbits, goannas etc). But how does he know there's something out there when he's sleeping? Or is he just hallucinating?

2007-01-15 23:47:27 · 9 answers · asked by jabberwockyjoo 2 in Dogs

2007-01-15 23:47:13 · 9 answers · asked by sohail t 1 in Security

2007-01-15 23:47:01 · 5 answers · asked by nina 1 in Zoology

And did you go right off foods you usually like? I craved cream cheese sandwiches, and the thought of any green vegetables made me nearly puke!!!! (I usually love them!) Isn't it amazing what pregnancy does to your senses????

2007-01-15 23:46:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

The internet doesn't always work. At first it used to say that internet explorer had to close and then it would then it went through a phase of always saying that the page could not be displayed. My norton subscription thing has expired and that says it needs urgent attention but i can't afford to renew it. Could this be the problem? Any help would be much appreciated! Thanks!

2007-01-15 23:46:37 · 14 answers · asked by name. 2 in Internet

Actors and Actresses are for our entertainment!!! There job is to entertain us, what do they know about the war on terrorism??

Who else thinks it rediculous when entertainers give there opinions on what should be done on government or global issues?

2007-01-15 23:46:35 · 8 answers · asked by the don 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-15 23:46:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

2007-01-15 23:46:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some peolpe say it is a combination of all theese things. However I have found that I have always been attracted to people with similar values, family first, money is not important, e.t.c... I know you might say this is common, but I know a couple who have christian values,( very accepting, loving christian values!) who are friends with an athiest gay couple who have very different values- Yet their personalities are similar, and the differences in their values are respected and often bring life to some of the most brilliant conversations I have ever heard. So do you think that if we are attracted to one aspect of a person- beauty, brains, personality,e.t.c... that none of the other parts that make up that person actually matter? And what do you think you are most attracted to? Do you notice a pattern? I must say I am still thinking about my own answers.....

2007-01-15 23:46:17 · 4 answers · asked by animalluvr 2 in Other - Society & Culture

what should i do to change my signature

2007-01-15 23:46:14 · 11 answers · asked by srinivas r 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My partner's birthday is coming up at the beginning of May & I want to do something really nice for him, a nice surprise that he'll be really chuffed with, to show him how much he means to me. I would like some original, romantic ideas please. I know sex is going to come in to it somewhere but nothing too adventurous as I will be 8 months pregnant by then & as round as an egg. We have been together for 4 years & I would just like to show him how much I still adore him. Please help. Maybe go away for a weekend & have the all the room trimmed up for when we get there with champagne or whatever waiting. Doesn't sound that exciting though, can anyone help.

2007-01-15 23:46:13 · 11 answers · asked by EmmaB 3 in Singles & Dating

If u are the first one to pick the one I think is the best singer out of them I will give u best answer.Please don't pick all just pick one of them!!!!!

2007-01-15 23:46:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

ARE YOU A TURTLE?

2007-01-15 23:45:58 · 2 answers · asked by ArfsaidSandy 2 in Other - Society & Culture