The Perfect Day for Her:
8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
2007-01-15 23:47:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Perfect Day for Him!
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blxwjob
6:30 Massive dmp while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW - Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 *******
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated. (Hillary has a secret mole, Al looks real cold)
7:30 Dinner, L
2007-01-15 23:50:04 · update #1
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep
2007-01-15 23:52:25 · update #2
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-01-16 18:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.. that pretty much sums up a perfect day
2007-01-16 10:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me
2007-01-16 08:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats w4nk
2007-01-16 07:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by dry_flood 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
that's pretty good
â¥
2007-01-16 07:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOHHHHHH WHAT A PERFECT DAY.
2007-01-16 07:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Zexyana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋