A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. The fortune teller gazed into her crystal ball and said, "I see you are the father of two children." The man laughed, "That's what you think! I'm the father of three children!" The fortune teller laughed back, "That's what YOU think!"
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A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans. Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked he husband, "Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?" The husband replied, "Not at all dear! Our house isn't blue!"
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find husband stalking around with a fly swatter. She asked, "What in the world are you doing?" He answered, "Hunting flies!" "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. He replied, "Yep! Three males and two females!" Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell?" The man responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone!"
2007-01-06
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