A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. The fortune teller gazed into her crystal ball and said, "I see you are the father of two children." The man laughed, "That's what you think! I'm the father of three children!" The fortune teller laughed back, "That's what YOU think!"
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A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans. Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked he husband, "Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?" The husband replied, "Not at all dear! Our house isn't blue!"
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find husband stalking around with a fly swatter. She asked, "What in the world are you doing?" He answered, "Hunting flies!" "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. He replied, "Yep! Three males and two females!" Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell?" The man responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone!"
2007-01-06 02:44:37 · 16 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
all of them were great
2007-01-06 03:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked all 3 of them. The 2nd I liked but the 3rd was the best. I love to hear a good joke and have a good laugh.
2007-01-06 03:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aver amusing trio of dittlys10/10
2007-01-06 04:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the first one was kind of corny, the second one was funny, but the third joke was the BEST!!!
2007-01-06 02:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Squirrelgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The third one is the best.
2007-01-06 03:05:44 · answer #5 · answered by Aubree23 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first and the third one..
2007-01-06 02:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice I like the third one.
2007-01-06 04:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by wolfington 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! They're all funny! 10/10. Keep them coming!
2007-01-06 04:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third one was a rib tickler!
2007-01-06 03:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them were funny good job
2007-01-06 02:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Third is da best
2007-01-06 07:10:03 · answer #11 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋