Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very poor parish and he needed money. He bought a horse to enter in a local race, but the horse turned out to be a donkey. Still, Father Murphy took it as God's will and entered the donkey in the race anyway. The donkey came in third and the newspaper said, "FATHER MURPHY'S A-S SHOWS!"
Encouraged, Father Murphy entered the donkey in another race. The donkey came in first and the papers said, "FATHER MURPHY'S A-S UP FRONT!" He entered the animal in yet another race. This time it came in second and the papers read, "FATHER MURPHY'S A-S BACK IN PLACE!".
The archbishop heard of the priest's activities and decided the church didn't approve of gambling.
He ordered Father Murphy
2007-01-06
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