Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very poor parish and he needed money. He bought a horse to enter in a local race, but the horse turned out to be a donkey. Still, Father Murphy took it as God's will and entered the donkey in the race anyway. The donkey came in third and the newspaper said, "FATHER MURPHY'S A-S SHOWS!"
Encouraged, Father Murphy entered the donkey in another race. The donkey came in first and the papers said, "FATHER MURPHY'S A-S UP FRONT!" He entered the animal in yet another race. This time it came in second and the papers read, "FATHER MURPHY'S A-S BACK IN PLACE!".
The archbishop heard of the priest's activities and decided the church didn't approve of gambling.
He ordered Father Murphy
2007-01-06 03:56:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to pull the donkey out of all future races. The papers announced, "ARCHBISHOP SCRATCHES FATHER MURPHY'S A-S!"
The Father gaves the donkey to one of the nuns, Sister Agatha and the papers said, "NUN OWNS BEST A-S IN TOWN!"But eventually Sister Agatha got tired of tending the donkey, and sold it to a children's home for only ten dollars. And the newspapers blared, "NUN PEDDLES A-S FOR $10!"
2007-01-06 03:56:56 · update #1
well i got a bloody good laugh maybe cause i am not religious10./10
2007-01-06 06:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The A-S, however had developed a reputation amongst the racing community. It was acquired by a budding entrepreneur, but unfortunately died shortly thereafter. This news had not become public knowledge, so the entrepreneur decided to raffle the famous A-S. He sold 100,000 tickets for 1 Euro each. When the winner came to collect his prize, he was a little surprised and said, "This isn't fair - The A-S is dead."
So the entrepreneur refunded his 1 Euro.
2007-01-06 04:09:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The orphans at the childrens home were trying to raise money to keep the place open, and they started doing rides on the local beach. Story read:
ORPHAN'S RENT OUT THEIR A-S!
$1 A RIDE!
2007-01-06 07:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the matter with some of these people that read these do they not know this is a jokes and riddles section i pms again laughing 10/10
2007-01-06 17:48:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering that the Catholic Church is a joke based on the continued reports of Priests molesting little altar boys...Then, I'd say, YES...it's funny!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-06 03:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke actually sucked some funny out of me. It's a bad bad joke. Sorry.
P.S. You are pretty.
2007-01-06 03:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one. A little distasteful but still a goody
2007-01-06 04:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY, yes
its a winner
2007-01-06 04:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Steve W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed it.
thanks for the giggle.
2007-01-06 03:59:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,thanks for the laugh...
2007-01-06 05:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋