The minister asked his congregation if anyone had been married for fifty years.
Ralph stood up. "I'll celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary this summer," he announced.
After a round of applause, the minister asked Ralph to share some insight into successful married life.
Ralph replied, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, and took her travelling on special occasions."
The minister asked, "Like where, Ralph?"
"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing," responded Ralph.
The minister responded enthusiastically, "What a terrific example you are, Ralph. And what do you have planned for your 50th anniversary?"
"I'm going back to Beijing to get her!"
2006-12-30
23:15:02
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