The minister asked his congregation if anyone had been married for fifty years.
Ralph stood up. "I'll celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary this summer," he announced.
After a round of applause, the minister asked Ralph to share some insight into successful married life.
Ralph replied, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, and took her travelling on special occasions."
The minister asked, "Like where, Ralph?"
"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing," responded Ralph.
The minister responded enthusiastically, "What a terrific example you are, Ralph. And what do you have planned for your 50th anniversary?"
"I'm going back to Beijing to get her!"
2006-12-30 23:15:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the chuckle...
2006-12-31 00:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IVE only been married 5 minutes and im depressed.
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2006-12-30 23:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic.
Happy New Year!
2007-01-03 14:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have had a blond wife....
2006-12-30 23:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good
2006-12-31 01:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tata(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some old guy and an old gal........bzzzzzzzzzzzzbz.
2006-12-30 23:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Funny! 10/10. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-31 00:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋