All categories - 28 December 2006

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

2006-12-28 07:46:00 · 9 answers · asked by Rain-- 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

If there is none, which country has the lowest taxes ever?

2006-12-28 07:45:59 · 9 answers · asked by jflsdkjflsad 2 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-12-28 07:45:58 · 13 answers · asked by annswers 6 in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-12-28 07:45:54 · 5 answers · asked by josh m 2 in Other - Holidays

So I ordered a Sidekick 3 from http://fusewireless on Sunday night, I payed the $20 extra to get 2 day shipping... doing the math, I would assume it would be here today[Thursday], but it's not here yet.. and it's already 12:47PM pacific time.. should I be worried?? Do you think it will be here later today??? 10 points, thanks.

2006-12-28 07:45:50 · 4 answers · asked by Julio 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

If science and faith could finally mate and give birth to a brave new future, what would it smell like?
That was exactly the sort of question I never cared to answer when I was twenty four. When you're a young and enthusiastic sucker, confident that the world is yours to shake and reshape, you don't really stop to brood over such kooky stuff. Do you?
It was also, quite unfortunately, the sort of question whose answer I was doomed to find anyway.
So now, as I sit to write the whole thing down, hopping I'd have enough time to finish this task, I realize that true wisdom and a full understanding of life are not to be achieved by seeking them deliberately, but by having them unexpectedly thrown upon you if you were really unlucky.

It all started late on a balmy summer's evening, a few hours before the events that led to the destruction of the world began. I had just arrived at the city of Lundda. Word has it that if you hadn't been to Lundda you hadn't seen a thing--(cont.below)

2006-12-28 07:45:48 · 4 answers · asked by tkorayem3000 1 in Mythology & Folklore

IS Health Net ppo Better than just PPO because there is a huge price difference a month but they both seem to offer the same coverage give or take WHICH ONE IS BETTER?

2006-12-28 07:45:48 · 2 answers · asked by californiabaybe 1 in Other - General Health Care

what do you remember being gullible about or doing to one of ytour younger brothers or sisters?i remeber when i was little my sister would always say words that arent really words and told me she was speaking spanish.

2006-12-28 07:45:44 · 16 answers · asked by Zoey 4 in Parenting

My ex broke up with me a couple of weeks ago. I really like him so it's been rough trying to get past it. But it's become increasingly difficult now that he wants to be friends. We talked last night and he was mentioning that he wanted to hang out and go get coffee or go bowling next week like we used to. I told him that I was hesistant about the idea and he asked why. Then at the end of our convo he called me by the pet name that he used for me when we were going out. I called him by his name and he asked me why I didn't call him by the nickname I had for him. Huh?!? I don't want to be one of those girls he just "hangs out" with because he means so much more to me than that. I don't want to end what we have left but it's just awkward being friends with someone who knows so much about you and has seen everything...emotionally and physically...that you have to offer.
Advice?

2006-12-28 07:45:44 · 7 answers · asked by thebodyelectric! 1 in Singles & Dating

what musle and bones

2006-12-28 07:45:38 · 5 answers · asked by TheShatta 1 in Other - Football

2006-12-28 07:45:37 · 15 answers · asked by katlin 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

Okay this maybe a stupid question but how do you go about having a beach wedding?? Do you have to call someone and ask to reserve an area or what??

2006-12-28 07:45:36 · 6 answers · asked by ♥AsH♥ 5 in Weddings

Hello,

Me and my friend (both on H1b visa from Company A) started a company B (c-corporation). While performing volunteer work for Company B, can we sign PO's/invoices etc. for Company B ?

Or do we have to hire a US citizen or GC holder to perform those activities ?

Any suggestion would be appreciated.

2006-12-28 07:45:35 · 1 answers · asked by makata 2 in Small Business

so far i know he died in 2005 , what month and day did he die?
what caused his death?
How many and what are the names of the albums he has out?
was he married before he passed on?

2006-12-28 07:45:32 · 4 answers · asked by babykatdream099 5 in Other - Entertainment

I think she is acting immaturely. There is definitely a line that can't be crossed w/in a relationship, some things that just can't be said but rather must be "uncovered" or realized byt the other person. But she is playing games. I sense her feelings for me are real (and strong, so WTF!), but she won't let them develop. And I am getting pissed off. So, again, how can I tell her? Can I tell her anything? I have been kind and patient so far and I don't want to burn the bridge. But I just don't get it: we tried, it was going well, so she had to end it? So weird! I already know she has been hurt in the past (which is why I have been passive so far) but now it's like she wants to keep hurting herself by denying this.

2006-12-28 07:45:31 · 1 answers · asked by randyken 6 in Singles & Dating

i am addicted to freewebs.com but im not on like myspace. i got in trouble for being on there but i cant stay off. im afraid to get caught, but i dont want to stay off, i love my friends on there!!

2006-12-28 07:45:30 · 1 answers · asked by nickelbacksmyhero 2 in Internet

Will be staying in an apartment with kitchen. There will be three others coming with us but all taken own money. ahaow much should I take you myself, boyfriend and toddler to spend on some shopping, food and sights? thanks all x x x

2006-12-28 07:45:29 · 2 answers · asked by phil w 1 in New York City

ie. are they typically made from shavings & saw-dust left over from sawmills, timber-yards & solid furniture manufacturers,
or is it normal to grind up good timber to fulfill the demand for easily-worked fiberboard & chipboard?

2006-12-28 07:45:27 · 7 answers · asked by Quasimojo 3 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

until when did U.S. follow his advise?

2006-12-28 07:45:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

me and my cousin are are selling date fruits at the local mall is it illegal to sell them without a permit

2006-12-28 07:45:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-12-28 07:45:18 · 3 answers · asked by Kayo 1 in Languages

2006-12-28 07:45:12 · 1 answers · asked by seaym222 1 in Video & Online Games

I can not find anything out here that pays enough to support myself with benefits. I wil be out of unemployment soon, & than what ? I decided that perhaps I would go back to calif where I lived over 10 years ago & find work. I tried to get my apartment complex to let me out of my lease, but they wont. I have lived here for 9 years, been physically attacked by another tenant, & I let it go, I moved all the people who needed help when the apts had a fire, with my gas, my truck,my time off work. Recently a maintenance at the request of another TENANT, let her in without my permission, I discovered medicine missing I cant afford becasue I have no insurance. last year i transfered from upstairs to down, I was suposto move Feb 1,06, but the managers kept putting it off cause the apt wasnt ready, so my lease says move in date Feb28, they will not give me a break. I put in a 30 day notice to be out Jan 31, but need the rent money to move, I tried to do right thing. What would u do ?

2006-12-28 07:45:11 · 2 answers · asked by kimmy3 3 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-12-28 07:45:02 · 2 answers · asked by Carlos L 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-12-28 07:44:56 · 2 answers · asked by sbrow 1 in United States

2006-12-28 07:44:55 · 8 answers · asked by kurlyprincess_t 1 in Software

Donut or Doughnut looks more familiar to you and why?

2006-12-28 07:44:45 · 18 answers · asked by Lithium 2 in Polls & Surveys

I play a game called Warhammer 40,000 where you build plastic and pewter models, and have been playing for 5 years. However, some of my older pewter models aren't up to scratch, and I was thinking of re-painting it. I've heard of car wash fluid, SimpleGreen, terpenoid, etc., but I would like to find a fluid more availible to the average home. Thanks,
Doug of DoomStalkerz

2006-12-28 07:44:44 · 2 answers · asked by Bldcrft 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

Just plain and simple curiosity. I just want to level up my valor form.

2006-12-28 07:44:38 · 2 answers · asked by Jon R 1 in Video & Online Games