I bring forward to you, the mac-daddy of lame jokes :D
Unable to perform
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an Indian witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will never work again."
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2006-12-26
14:57:33
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