I bring forward to you, the mac-daddy of lame jokes :D
Unable to perform
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an Indian witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will never work again."
(contd. below...)
2006-12-26 14:57:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stifle ever, just as the witch doctor had promised. His wife, looks at the stifle, smiles & says that's great, but what did you say 123 for?"
2006-12-26 14:57:52 · update #1
OH no way! Ha. Chuckle, chuckle.
2006-12-26 15:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good lord...I had to actually go back and read it again. I didn't get it the first time. I believe it's time for bed!!
LOL...It was funny though!!
2006-12-26 23:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by voodoo_moonbaby43968 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha wow I wasn't expecting that. Good joke :)
2006-12-26 23:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by SWFC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious my eyes started watering you get10/10 for that
2006-12-27 03:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way
2006-12-27 04:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!! i had to read it a second time but i get it!! love it!!
2006-12-27 00:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao aww poor guy!
2006-12-27 04:25:47 · answer #7 · answered by ☮Dano922☮ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was HILARIOUS!! Seriously, I was rolling on the floor! : )
2006-12-27 00:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by lexidoodles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.....that poor old man.. i wonder if hes tried viagra?
2006-12-26 23:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe i would sit down and cry....
2006-12-26 23:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by La-z Ike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋