All categories - 22 December 2006

when you meet a girl you like lads and you want to get to know her
start by calling her spanner every time you meet her
she will eventually have to ask
why you keep calling her spanner???


the answer












because every time you see her your nuts tighten


oops bound to get deleted????

2006-12-22 00:45:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have some white hairs. do u have any solution on it.any oil, cream, or medicines to reduce white hairs.

2006-12-22 00:44:56 · 8 answers · asked by ASH 1 in Hair

can somebody help me..it's been 2 days i have encountered this problem. dunno what to do??????somebody help me please....

2006-12-22 00:44:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

As I go to department stores and even sub shops I notice none of the employees say Merry Christmas anymore. I don't understand this. It should not be offensive to wish someone a Merry Christmas. It means they are wishing you well regardless of your religion. If you are not Christian you should feel grateful that someone else cares enough to share their joy with you. Any comments?

Merry Christmas and God Bless!

2006-12-22 00:44:45 · 11 answers · asked by farmhand 2 in Other - Society & Culture

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store..

And….










Her husband spoke English (Remember?)

What were you thinking?

2006-12-22 00:44:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My sis would like to go somewhere (she's in NY) and doesn't drive. What's a good place to go to that's easy to get around with no car?

2006-12-22 00:44:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

is it bad for a diet??? shall i elminate it fro mmy diet system or its ok to keep it?

2006-12-22 00:44:28 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Diet & Fitness

2006-12-22 00:44:27 · 25 answers · asked by vicki w 2 in Weddings

I was driving my car got eye to eye contact with a beautiful girl walking in opposite direction, by the time i stopped with a confusion may she was an aquantance, i had driven about 20 meters away from her, i saw in the back mirror, she was coming. she came & stopped near the car & was looking at me. I realised that I donot know her & drive away, but i could see a mix of disappointment & fear on her face. what was all this?

2006-12-22 00:44:22 · 23 answers · asked by akela 2 in Singles & Dating

through the transitive property, (if a=b and b=c then a=c) of course.

2006-12-22 00:44:17 · 29 answers · asked by clockmunky 2 in Baseball

I just got caught this cold last night and i need to get rid of it fast. Whats the best cough medicine out there?

2006-12-22 00:44:16 · 10 answers · asked by jenn9585 2 in Other - Health

i don't want him to be my lover. i want him to be my best friend only

2006-12-22 00:44:14 · 10 answers · asked by rashmi r 1 in Singles & Dating

I want to look better coz I am working in media but I don't know a lot about body building
1-Some trainer told me that you have to lose weight first before I start working on enlarging my muscles. Is this correct or not ?
2-How long does it take to have "obvious" muscles?
3-I heared that If you played body building you can not stop coz you will become really fat. Is this correct ?

2006-12-22 00:44:05 · 5 answers · asked by Bondok 1 in Diet & Fitness

What would you do if your 'trustworthy' husband has been receiving and sending 'very friendly' messages from another woman on his mobile and denies being unfaithful when confronted? Before he was confronted, he would come back late most of the time and blame it on work. He don't even answer his mobile when called by my kids or myself. I cannot leave him as I am financially dependent on him. I have tried to get a job but failed eventhough I have a degree... I cannot afford to hire a P.I. as they are too expensive.... Help!! : (

2006-12-22 00:44:00 · 10 answers · asked by syain 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

What is the difference between ghosts and spirits ? And which one can hurt you more ?

2006-12-22 00:43:47 · 9 answers · asked by garrbear99 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-22 00:43:42 · 12 answers · asked by kirthika 2 in Add-ons

2006-12-22 00:43:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

How can I get my home made Bread lighter and more like the in store bakery bread. It is very tasty, but always so dense.

2006-12-22 00:43:24 · 9 answers · asked by Spiny Norman 7 in Cooking & Recipes

i see a whole bunch of different sets of beeotches scrappin it out here on Yahoo Answers - have you ever seen anything more vicious and competiitive then women?

It is precious and i love it (and it is sort of hot) but i bet some of these girls are on their therapist's couches talking about the Answers war they are up to their mental a s s e s in!

Who are your favourite "cat fights" on answers?

2006-12-22 00:42:58 · 6 answers · asked by On It 1 in Singles & Dating

...Ed Wood flicks top the list in my view (i.e., Bride of the Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space), but I think the all-time worst of them all is "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
...Your thoughts and opinions, please?

2006-12-22 00:42:50 · 15 answers · asked by carson123 6 in Movies

or are they turned off from them becasue there not like other girls.?

2006-12-22 00:42:49 · 10 answers · asked by live forever 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-22 00:42:48 · 6 answers · asked by DAVE 6 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-22 00:42:44 · 15 answers · asked by katie02112003 3 in Golf

dumbelles press or bench press?
I like dumbelle press coz I can do more than bech press.

2006-12-22 00:42:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

are christians polytheistic or monotheistic? because every time they mention the holy trinity it sounds like they have three gods? was jesus a god or was jesus the son of god? or the son of man like it says in the bible. its all so confuseing?

2006-12-22 00:42:23 · 16 answers · asked by lucifer 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-22 00:42:18 · 4 answers · asked by schmoopie 5 in Music

What I mean by this is, does what we consider to be “true” really just come from what the majority has agreed upon? Now I am speaking here in the sense of things that ARE NOT just (what I call) “common sense” truths such as the truth that people cannot fly on their own accord. I am speaking of things that we HAVE MADE truths. For example, take the math problem 1 + 1 = 2, this is “true” because we say it is – and as a result we have composed a validating method of proving this within mathematics.

However, had we said it was something else like 1 + 1 = 6, and compiled a mathematical validation to this occurance, then wouldn’t this be “true” also? Consider also the Pluto incident in which for the longest time it was true that Pluto was a planet because we agreed/accepted it was - but now this is not true because we say so. Therefore, as I was saying, is the concept of “truth” ultimately just a reflection of majority agreement/acceptance or am I flawed in my thinking of this somewhere?

2006-12-22 00:41:56 · 19 answers · asked by Answer-Me-This 5 in Philosophy

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2006-12-22 00:41:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 00:41:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toys