when you meet a girl you like lads and you want to get to know her
start by calling her spanner every time you meet her
she will eventually have to ask
why you keep calling her spanner???
the answer
because every time you see her your nuts tighten
oops bound to get deleted????
2006-12-22 00:45:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
message for markhatte no day job only work nights have done for last 30 odd years
2006-12-22 01:55:24 · update #1
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-22 04:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes rubbish but "whats a spanner "hilarious.
2006-12-22 03:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by razorbite 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Typical!
2006-12-22 12:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but very obscure. How many people know what a spanner is?
2006-12-22 00:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by Allan 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
in America, a "spanner" is called a wrench.
2006-12-22 01:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by phaserl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stacey a spanner is a tool used by mechanics so they can undo nuts!!! and bolts
2006-12-22 00:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-22 00:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by yamahaqi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very simple answer,Most lads are hoping that she will turn them-on.
2006-12-22 04:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about "wheel nuts" or artificial ones ? hahaha
2006-12-22 07:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2006-12-22 00:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋