All categories - 18 December 2006

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.

She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

2006-12-18 04:09:51 · 14 answers · asked by reena_ree86 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok admit it!Everyone has a special meal that they prepare or is prepared for them that'll either romance or have them or their significant other jumping in the bed!AKA the seduction meal,for me to get seduced it's:

A 40 oz of my favorite beer,Papa John's all meat pizza,and a pint of cookies and cream ice cream (lol,yeah I know I'm a cheap date,and the guy ALWAYS gets me with a sappy romance movie we're watching at the time)

But when I'm doing the seducing I make FROM SCRATCH:
A meat lasagna,garlic cheese biscuits,a cajun chicken ceasar salad,and a chocolate cake(ALWAYS works)*wink*

So what meal do you make when you're trying to woo that special someone,and what meal has been made or gotten for you that ALWAYS woos you?

2006-12-18 04:09:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2006-12-18 04:09:38 · 7 answers · asked by Gabriel S 1 in Singles & Dating

Over the years, I’ve heard hundreds (if not thousands) of people state they like Burger King hamburgs but don’t like their fries. They further state their desire for Burger King hamburgers with McDonalds fries. However, your average person is not going to travel to both restaurants and wait for each item as the other gets cold. This is where my ingenious idea comes to play. I will reconstruct my kitchen room & dining room into restaurant fully equipped with tables, stools & chairs. I’m going to hire 2 teenagers that will travel to McDonalds for fries & Burger King for Burgers every half hour. This brings the 2 products to the customer – nicely, quickly & hot!!!! What I need at this point is information where to buy the large McDonald and Burger King signs they have outside their restaurants to put outside my house. Where do I get them?

2006-12-18 04:09:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Advertising & Marketing

Im goin with the bears.

2006-12-18 04:09:37 · 20 answers · asked by silent_engage 2 in Football (American)

anwer me plz!!!!!!111

2006-12-18 04:09:36 · 18 answers · asked by lizeth_in_love 1 in Singles & Dating

A cockatiel baby hatched about 12 hours ago, It has yellow feathers, is it a lutino or is there a diff rason for the yellow feathers?

2006-12-18 04:09:35 · 5 answers · asked by aamir925 1 in Birds

Some say yes and some say no.....so now I ask you.

2006-12-18 04:09:30 · 3 answers · asked by Violet 3 in Renting & Real Estate

I don't know if they are because of Sly's dissatisfaction with Rocky V. But since its continuity, they might, but I don't know. Do ya'll know how its gonna open?

2006-12-18 04:09:28 · 7 answers · asked by william5000forever 2 in Movies

I am a photographer and on ocassion, I get asked to shoot at weddings and such. This weeked I had to shoot a wedding, but the priest did not allow flash photography inside. This is NOT a famous church, rather a small community temple, and this is NOT a well lit place. It has low stained glass windows all around (which burned when I exposed for the couple) and very orange tungsten lights... I was forced to use ISO1600 with my fastest (f/1.4) lens. I did OK, but I am wondering WHY DO SOME CHURCHES PROHIBIT FLASH??? Maybe a priest can help answer this...

2006-12-18 04:09:27 · 7 answers · asked by lylaps 1 in Photography

im going home after being away for a year i would of thought it would of been the same as here in spain but just wondered??

2006-12-18 04:09:25 · 25 answers · asked by sandy1 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-18 04:09:23 · 2 answers · asked by Jellyfish 3 in Biology

What is true of the image on the retina, and what does the brain do with it?

2006-12-18 04:09:18 · 1 answers · asked by Gwendette H 1 in Other - Health

2006-12-18 04:09:15 · 25 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 04:09:14 · 11 answers · asked by krissa 2 in Music

What is a dog in your eyes?

Companion? Exercise buddy? Hunting partner? Money in the bank? A burden?

2006-12-18 04:09:12 · 19 answers · asked by KJ 5 in Dogs

Georges St. Pierre has been my fave for a few years. Bas rutten, and couture our also some faves.

2006-12-18 04:09:01 · 11 answers · asked by silent_engage 2 in Martial Arts

one is 'angry'
second is 'hungry'
whats the third one?

2006-12-18 04:09:00 · 9 answers · asked by bernardeugeneswing 1 in Words & Wordplay

I just saw the nba fight and lol, just because how sissy these nba fighters are. I never knew they had fruitcakes in the "ghetto". Put this guy in a russian prison and we will see how ghetto he is . After getting sodomized and beaten for 24 hours we may have a basketball player with humiliy.

2006-12-18 04:08:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

what should i wear i didn't buy my clothes yet so can you help me and tell me what are the best choices

2006-12-18 04:08:57 · 2 answers · asked by cathrine m 1 in Fashion & Accessories

It is not consistent with the conservative belief that a person is subject to their own personal responsibility. For example, after the columbine shooting conservative groups wanted to censor Marilyn Manson and other controversial musicians stating that the music made the kids do it. These groups are the ones who also want to censor media and video games claiming that they contribute to violence. This does not reflect the idea that a person is responsible for themselves and to blame another for their actions is ridiculous.

2006-12-18 04:08:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

beer goggles?...lol

2006-12-18 04:08:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a freecom 160 gb drive which worked fine till one day a week after buying a new freecom external drive it simply didnt read it, not on my laptop or PC. It hasnt suffered any knocks or hits and I have looked at device manager to see it listed as cypress AT2LP RC42 but when I try to reinstall it says that it cannot. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

2006-12-18 04:08:49 · 4 answers · asked by Adrian B 1 in Other - Hardware

2006-12-18 04:08:46 · 11 answers · asked by ole boy 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Hey All,
I'm a female who was born 26th July (mid 80's) and I'm a Leo, what does this say about me???

Just Curious (",)

2006-12-18 04:08:41 · 9 answers · asked by Golden Child 2 in Horoscopes

What is the name of the song/hymn that plays in the opening credits and also in the background at some points in the show? I heard it on the radio yesterday (not the Charlie Brown version) but did not catch what the name of the song.

2006-12-18 04:08:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

your attitude also

2006-12-18 04:08:35 · 18 answers · asked by anis118030 5 in Dental

I have full coverage on the car but being the driver is uninsured will my insurance pay damages even if my driver is at fault?

2006-12-18 04:08:34 · 8 answers · asked by dadchin 1 in Insurance & Registration

2006-12-18 04:08:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-12-18 04:08:28 · 42 answers · asked by Sara 5 in Religion & Spirituality