Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
2006-12-18 04:09:51 · 14 answers · asked by reena_ree86 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one, it like the moral.
2006-12-18 04:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by krissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-12-18 13:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by animegirl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny. women are very smart at times
2006-12-18 12:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by kriggle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What question? I'm blond
2006-12-18 12:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by cuban friend 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha haha
2006-12-18 12:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-18 13:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, thank for the laugh
2006-12-18 12:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that a great one you got that one
2006-12-18 12:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is soooo funny!
2006-12-18 13:14:07 · answer #9 · answered by xWill_Smith_Luverx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Goog!!! I like it!!
2006-12-18 12:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋