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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I

2006-12-17 19:52:21 · 11 answers · asked by BLaQue 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I gave my car in to a company who does audio installations- when i got the car back it had some small dents/creases in the bodywork. They definately were not there prior to me giving the car in as the bodywork was absolutely mint. I have spoken to them about this and they are denying that it could have been them.
What can I do? Does anybody know any specialist lawyers/barristers in the London area who have a good reputation/experience in deaing with cases like this?
Many thanks

2006-12-17 19:51:57 · 5 answers · asked by JD 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I wrote a letter to my congressman stating that i feel the year is to long and that we should take 2 months out to make the year run for 10 months. I recieved a reply basically saying that the ide was unfeasible
What do you think of my idea of taking 2 months out of the year? would you sign a petition in support of it?

2006-12-17 19:51:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i don't want the camera,edge,wi-fi.

then to which should i go for, i m just purchasing the phone for music in headphones.

which sounds better?

2006-12-17 19:51:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need to have my owne print-media and advertise.two i want to open a massive film production for actors-tv programmes,in print-media i need to write my sesotho language for entirely free state-RSA. money it's a problem i have struggle for ten years looking for help without success

2006-12-17 19:51:17 · 1 answers · asked by tjmfantisi 1 in Other - Business & Finance

ok i am 15 years old and i have been sick for about a week off and on. i am vomiting and my stomach hurts like crazy. it is like cramps but much worse. i went to the doctor and they said it was most likely the flu but im not so sure i dont have any other syptoms. does anyone have any other ideas of what it might be? i will have to go to the doctor again if it continues much longer. have any idea what it might be so i am more prepared. i am tired of worrying over what might be nothing.no meds have helped.thanks

2006-12-17 19:51:08 · 1 answers · asked by behavetoni 2 in Other - Health

I have posted a few questions regarding my previous root canal so if your back here again, thank you for your help, I am unable to get to a endodontist at this time and I need the help. I'm going ot be specific and as short as possible. I had a root canal in October of 06. Everything seemed to have gone well and she seemed to be very careful and thurough. As far as I know there was only 1 root. Because of tooth sensitivity and a tiny bit of what I thought was swelling, I went back to my dentist. She looked me over and assured me all was well. (highly recommended by the way). So, I tried to assure myself it was all good. The other day I decided to give myswelf the "tap" test. I tapped on my tooth with my finger nail. It was sensitive. No throbbing or pinching but like it is bruised. The tooth next to it which had a root canal over 9 years ago is also the same kind of sensitivity. IS THIS NORMAL? Some articles say yes, some professionals say no, what symptoms should I look for otherwise?

2006-12-17 19:51:08 · 10 answers · asked by Angel Eyes 1 in Dental

2006-12-17 19:51:07 · 17 answers · asked by scarlett400 2 in Weather

I don't have children, but I believe that it's my mission to have off-spring who go on living and have children of their own etc..etc.. after my death. In that way my life doesn't go in vain and I become immortal.

2006-12-17 19:51:07 · 20 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Psychology

Which gland experiences shrinkage or atrophy when exposed to stressors?

2006-12-17 19:51:00 · 3 answers · asked by Brown guy 2 in Biology

we have a linksys broadband router connected to the main comp. we jus moved into a new house and my lap top well does get good connection but 4 some reason i cant go on the net or n e thing else. my dad said the net ppl have to connect the router by switching it on thru there system. is that right? or r we jus missing sum wires?

2006-12-17 19:50:51 · 4 answers · asked by orange_crush_05 6 in Computer Networking

Take the word light. It not only has many different meanings, but different spellings. Ex; light a candle (flame), light as a feather(weight), lite beer(low calorie), light bulb(illumination), she touched it lightly (soft/careful), the bird lighted upon the branch(landed), light hearted(happy/jovial). That's just one example of a word that has multiple meaning with different spellings. Can you'all give me some more?

2006-12-17 19:50:48 · 8 answers · asked by baloneycurtains 2 in Words & Wordplay

why didnt it have a powerfull name like titan or something
what would u have called it ?

2006-12-17 19:50:47 · 20 answers · asked by Blue Leader 2 in Psychology

my boyfriend and i broke up about 4 months ago but recently after much fighting, separation, and then rejoining of each other, we realized we're still in love with each other. But the problem is that in the past week I've gotten to know a coworker of mine and he said he wants to date me. I am torn between the two. I know I want my ex bf more than anything but I don't want to turn down this guy because the istuation would be awkward and id hate it if he didnt want to be my friend if i said no i wasnt ready to date him. I am also taking things slow with my ex to see hwo they go. They could go either way. What should I do? I don't want to say no to the new guy. I kind of still want to see him as well and hang out.

2006-12-17 19:50:27 · 19 answers · asked by coochie1 2 in Singles & Dating

My boyfriend is a good guy.He's nice and he's sweet.He cheated on me & his bro was his accomplice! WHEN WE WERENT SERIOUS, but we were having unprotected sex with ONLY EACHOTHER.he told me AND THATS A GOOD THING.I forgave him because there was no commitment. Ok, but he hasnt seen his brother for a year and he's been with me everyday for 2 years straight.Like he'll work and come home.Well see his mom on weekends and stuff...every other weekend or something like that.NOW he's like anxious to see his brother and I guess u can say IM SCARED he might cheat on me but I KNOW hes not like that.He wouldnt cheat on me now, were so close.I just dont want him with him! I feel like he's ditching me for his f*cking stupidass cheatin brother(his bro was cheating on his wife & two kids! sick bastard!).Am I wrong for feeling like this? I dont even like him hanging w/ frenz cus i dont want him around girls Should I just let him go hang out? I mean it is his brother but I dont know, im a jealous girl!

2006-12-17 19:50:02 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ Loving My Babyboy ;) ♥ 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-17 19:49:45 · 14 answers · asked by Raminder K 1 in Words & Wordplay

jokes are welcome ! my personal fav is ..."there is no cabnet in here!"

2006-12-17 19:49:39 · 12 answers · asked by shadowwarrior_777 1 in Politics

Well,I have sex with my boyfriend.I'm 16 this year.One day, after sex my vagina was very painful.my boyfriend and I sex so many times but it was not so painful but this time it was very painful.After sex I went to the bathroom and I saw a lot of menstruation on my panties. What should I do?

2006-12-17 19:49:22 · 2 answers · asked by sally lam 1 in Women's Health

2006-12-17 19:49:16 · 1 answers · asked by kok s 1 in Careers & Employment

that talk is saved in MY SOUND option

2006-12-17 19:49:12 · 6 answers · asked by bena 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

I've been asking my friends if he really likes me, they said yes, but I always feel like they are just lying to me to make me feel better. I'm too afraid to ask him myself because he is always with his friends.

2006-12-17 19:48:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

BEST in confort for couples especially. where? road name and cinema company and which building is it in?

2006-12-17 19:48:43 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ lavender baby ♥ 4 in Singapore

if they hated it , why did they get married ?

2006-12-17 19:48:43 · 10 answers · asked by Matthew K 2 in Marriage & Divorce

What did ya do that fer. bargin' in without knocking like that.

2006-12-17 19:48:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ladies, do you prefer a smart man with common sense or an underachiever?


Side question: What do you think about back hair on men? I may or may not have it. I'm not going to say because I want honest answers and not a lot of brown nosing for Best Answer.

2006-12-17 19:48:27 · 13 answers · asked by Wisdom Guru 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-17 19:48:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just nod if you can hear me.

2006-12-17 19:48:14 · 11 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Music

2006-12-17 19:48:06 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

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