what do you think president bush is really thinking during cabinet meetings?

Question

jokes are welcome ! my personal fav is ..."there is no cabnet in here!"

Answer 1

the only cabinet hes concerned about is the one he left his cocaine in

Answer 2

ha ha the cabinet joke is funny

i bet he just sits there not really doing any thing, espicially thinking.

Maybe, he is tying to figure out how to get out of the war with 'that one middle east country,....russia?'

or his stomach growls and he thinks 'huh, so, that's where the food goes?'

or he's trying to remember what country he started the war with, 'gee.. isn't it germany? so why does my speech writter keep having me talk about he thing I hang my coat on, the rack?'

Or he is trying to remember the right way to pronouce his name 'gorge brush?' 'no' 'geore buss?' 'no' 'dick chaney?' 'humm sounds familliar, maybe that's it'

or he is trying to figure out the next way to tick off the American public. he just loves practical jokes, that's how he became the president

he could also be plotting out his next move to make american children as "smart" as him. the 'no child left behind' thing really helped him with that, now there is more pressure that makes kids panic, as if high school wasn't bad enough before...

Answer 3

Tugging off cheney.

Answer 4

He's probably wondering which daughter to marry off first to keep from paying so many dui tickets.

Answer 5

bush thinks? o.0

Answer 6

The oil in Iraq, how to funnel it to their company.

Answer 7

NA (nonapplicable)

Answer 8

If his daughters are out embarrassing him

Answer 9

Is he thinking,who told you that?

Answer 10

"How many cats does is take to screw in a lightbulb?"