saying: "I'm a Graznor! The only way that your spirit will survive your body's death is if you become a Graznor too! You read the nor-news which is in this book, and invite Graz to come into your heart, take over your life, and become your personal saver!"
and what if you said: "Nice opinion, how do I know that all of this is true?"
He answers: "Because it says so in this book, written by G-d, and we all know that G-d never lies!"
and what if you said: "Isn't that the 'nor-news'-book? I've read it, some parts over and over again. Say, could you lend me $10?"
Him: "Do you have any colatteral? Sure, but the interest rate is 10% per week."
You: "Do you ever worry about your clothing?"
Him: "What do you mean? I just bought these!"
You: "Can you walk on water?"
Him: "Only Graz can do that!"
You: "I've read that book, and I don't think that you're doing all that hot of a job doing as Graz did."
Him: "You just don't understand, you can't take those things out of context!"
2006-12-11
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