saying: "I'm a Graznor! The only way that your spirit will survive your body's death is if you become a Graznor too! You read the nor-news which is in this book, and invite Graz to come into your heart, take over your life, and become your personal saver!"
and what if you said: "Nice opinion, how do I know that all of this is true?"
He answers: "Because it says so in this book, written by G-d, and we all know that G-d never lies!"
and what if you said: "Isn't that the 'nor-news'-book? I've read it, some parts over and over again. Say, could you lend me $10?"
Him: "Do you have any colatteral? Sure, but the interest rate is 10% per week."
You: "Do you ever worry about your clothing?"
Him: "What do you mean? I just bought these!"
You: "Can you walk on water?"
Him: "Only Graz can do that!"
You: "I've read that book, and I don't think that you're doing all that hot of a job doing as Graz did."
Him: "You just don't understand, you can't take those things out of context!"
2006-12-11 19:35:59 · 9 answers · asked by raxivar 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you can't take them out of context, see these times and these people are not in that context, how can any of those things apply to any of these people in these times?
2006-12-11 19:36:57 · update #1
Okay, okay, okay!!!
Let's say that you're right about everything in this book and I'm wrong about everything.......
If I get eternal life, but I don't get to make my own choices anymore, Graz must rule me in everything.....Well, wht use is that?
What shall it profit a man, though he gain eternal life, if for that eternity he may do naught but obey?
2006-12-11 19:39:02 · update #2
If you accept Graz as your savior you only need concern yourself with following Graz, not the Self proclaimed Graznors. Don't throw out Graz with the dirty Graznor water. Eternal life with Graz does not consist of mindless obedience but rewards for service. Now that makes surviving your body's death a beautiful thing.
2006-12-11 19:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay honestly I started reading this and then I got bored and started wondering what would happen if a lizard wearing a suit was knocking at my door and...well...yeah...whatever....but keep up the good fight with the uh....Graz people...Graz...like the city in Austria? I would so be into worshiping that...
2006-12-12 03:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blaspheme God all you want I know He is real, not from a book or a story.I have had personal encounters with both Jesus and the Holy Angels.I feel sorry for you.
2006-12-12 04:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Christians do not live up to Jesus life at all.
Present this theory to G-d on your day of judgement and see if He laughs.
Blessings,
David
2006-12-12 03:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
An interesting parody.
2006-12-12 03:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would just kick you in the nuts
2006-12-12 03:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will go to hell unless you are Born Agraz.
2006-12-12 03:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chip G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the gatekeeperof the kingdom of zool, are you the keymaster?
2006-12-12 03:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
try putting your popcorn in the tiolet
2006-12-12 03:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋