Two kids are playing handball out on the driveway when one pipes up. "You know what I found the other day Billy? "What did you find, Timmy?" "I found a condom on the patio." "Wow." replied Billy. "Um, whats a patio?"
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Two women are talking about their daughters' success in the big city. "Well my daughter lives in a penthouse apartment," one beams. "She has furs and jewels and goes out to fancy restaurants every night." The other nods appreciatively. "Yes," she says, "My daughter sleeps around too,"
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What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name!
2006-12-11
19:42:51
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