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one day a man walks into a store. he goes up to the cashier and he says:
can i buy some catfood?
cashier: wheres your cat?
man: at home.
cashier: sorry cant sell you cat food without your cat here.
man: why?
cashier: store policy
the next day the same man walks in.
man: can i buy some dog food?
cashier: wheres your dog?
man: at home
cashier: sir we went through this yesterday
man: i thought that the policy was only for cats?
cashier: nope
the next day the same man comes in again, but this time carrying a huge sack.
cashier: whats in that bag?
man: feel inside
cashier: hmmm its warm and kinda moist, what is it
man: can i buy some toilet paper?
2006-12-11 19:44:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha...
i'll give u 10++ for that!!!
2006-12-11 19:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wehehehehehehe!!!!! you go man, show that casier!! definitely 10. eeeewwww, but 10!! i'll wait for the time when the man will buy condoms! wahahaha!! ok, not funny anymore. good job though!
2006-12-12 05:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can do u one better: a white woman and a blackwoman are sitting on a plane.the white woman starts putting on all her jewelry.he black woman asks her: what she was doing, so the white said: when they see me they will think will think i m rich and rescue me first. so the black starts taking off all her clothes
and the white woman asks what she was doing
so the black tells her: the first they look for in a plane crash is THE BLACK BOX
2006-12-12 04:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is really funny i give it a 10
2006-12-12 03:50:45 · answer #4 · answered by sabrina_brookman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 it's not very funny at all.
2006-12-12 03:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10, thats so much funny doc!
2006-12-12 03:57:55 · answer #6 · answered by Nikky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8, wow I wouldn't have wanted to touch that.
2006-12-12 03:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha!good one 9/10
2006-12-12 06:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 ..... warm and kinda moist
2006-12-12 03:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by Keanu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10, that was funny as hell
2006-12-12 03:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋