Two kids are playing handball out on the driveway when one pipes up. "You know what I found the other day Billy? "What did you find, Timmy?" "I found a condom on the patio." "Wow." replied Billy. "Um, whats a patio?"
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Two women are talking about their daughters' success in the big city. "Well my daughter lives in a penthouse apartment," one beams. "She has furs and jewels and goes out to fancy restaurants every night." The other nods appreciatively. "Yes," she says, "My daughter sleeps around too,"
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What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name!
2006-12-11 19:42:51 · 12 answers · asked by gee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those were funny. The second one was best.
2006-12-11 19:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by kayle_rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny. Definitely a 10 for all three.
2006-12-11 23:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd one was hilarious
2006-12-11 19:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by Keanu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one. It was pretty funny.
2006-12-11 19:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by tabathehut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually have herd the first joke before. it really is gorgeous. this is really like a guy to p.c.. golf before his spouse. i loved this joke. it so gorgeous and humorous. do you want a megastar.you have become one thanks for the giggle.
2016-10-18 03:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd joke is really good.
2006-12-11 19:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice ones
2006-12-11 19:51:14 · answer #7 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but only the second one is funny.......keep trying
2006-12-11 20:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by red12saleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho!ho!ho!very good 9/10
2006-12-11 22:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...hahahahaa...i really cant write nething else 4 now...Gud ones...rotflol!!!!
2006-12-11 19:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋