All categories - 10 December 2006

plz tell me how i have to make a fake mummy that looks real plz tell me this is due tommorow :) thanks.

2006-12-10 00:53:29 · 2 answers · asked by princess pink s 1 in History

Q .. How do blonde braincells die?
A .. Alone.

Q .. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A .. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q .. How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A .. Flattered.

Q .. How do you confuse a blonde?
A .. You don't. They're born that way.

Q .. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A .. She didn't know what number came first.

Q .. What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A .. Divorced.

Q .. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A .. She threw it off a cliff.

Q .. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A .. She fell out of the tree.

2006-12-10 00:53:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a copy(vinyl) of Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits 1974-1978. The latest copyright date is 1978. Side one plays normally. But side two is supposed to have 7 songs. The album sleeve and the sticker on the record say so. But there are only 5 when you play it. "Threshold" and "Jet Airliner" are just plain not on there.

I am wondering if it has any worth of if you know where i may be able to find out online.

2006-12-10 00:53:16 · 2 answers · asked by .. 3 in Music

i just got a 12 month membership to a gym, and i love the gym and i love the people there but now this 40yr old+ man follows me around and keeps talking to me. i try not to be rude because he's not very threatening but just annoying with his constant following and his lame small talk and cheesy grins...
what do you reckon i should do? i'm not changing gym's because i just paid for the new membership and i'm not a rude person so i don't know what to say to him. i just usually put my ipod in my ears and sort of pretend i can't notice when he's around.

also it's worth a mention that he suddenly comes at the same time i'm at the gym. i could possibly try to go at a different time but it screws my whole timetable.

2006-12-10 00:53:13 · 9 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

i own yahoo.com !!!!!

heheh :) ???

2006-12-10 00:53:03 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 00:52:59 · 7 answers · asked by mischievous_little_minx2002 1 in Physics

I can go outside in the middle of winter and have a sweater on and a buttoned up coat and my boobs hurt around the nipples. Why is that! And how can I keep this from happening?

2006-12-10 00:52:56 · 7 answers · asked by Finally FREE!! 1 in Women's Health

when people say those phrases like 'N word' and 'C word'

it always makes me end up thinking of the word they are too afraid to say publicly anyway.

so why do people do this ?

2006-12-10 00:52:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

My boyfriends name is Tanner. But a girl named Rachal is my best friend and she likes Tanner too.How do i Get closer to him???

2006-12-10 00:52:46 · 10 answers · asked by amber c 1 in Singles & Dating

how can i improve my power in telekinesis? any advice?

2006-12-10 00:52:39 · 4 answers · asked by kittana! 2 in Other - Society & Culture

My parents listen to Irish radio stations a lot but they can be a bit crackly. Would they be able to pick them up on digital? What sort of radio should they get?

2006-12-10 00:52:03 · 5 answers · asked by fatmum 1 in Other - Electronics

He's got like this major crush on me. He texts me like almost everyday, but sometimes, I delete em , even without reading em. He keeps telling me he 'loves' me, but I don't feel anything between us. I'm crushing badly on his good friend, and he knows that, but he refuses to give up. Whenever I see him, I get really depressed and unhappy. I totally ignore him too. What should I do?About him and his friend; my crush.

2006-12-10 00:51:59 · 15 answers · asked by Jayden 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-10 00:51:52 · 38 answers · asked by Shaky 2 in Other - Entertainment

We're told that he has made mistakes (the Flood, for instance) and regretted them. We know that his creation is imperfect (too many examples to list here). We know that all the evils which he could supposedly do away with, persist in spite of him.

So why worship a screw-up god?

2006-12-10 00:51:42 · 19 answers · asked by ? 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Hi >
I have just returned from my local Co-Op "supermarket", a fine place with freingly folks & staff, BUT.
I was somewhat amazed to witness that they were receiving a large delivery of Easter eggs.
What on Earth is going on ?
I know that everything is commercially propelled, but it is getting daft.
Do you agree ?

Merry Easter,
Bob.

2006-12-10 00:51:33 · 7 answers · asked by Bob the Boat 6 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

Do you have any?
Do you want any?

Was the 1st and "Accident"

I had the strangest dream last night, this girl from my old highschool was having a child, and it was mine. Which is strange on so many levels.

But anyway do you want children and why or why not?

2006-12-10 00:51:01 · 12 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-10 00:50:55 · 7 answers · asked by Slim 1 in Singles & Dating

hello my husbands boss has gone doolally and for no apparent reason has booted him off her property stating that he has no respect and is always talking about her behind her back .We don't know what she is talking about as he is not guilty so we suspect foul play from someone .Anyway 3 weeks before xmas with two small kids we don't know what to do as we are in a tied house .should we fight this ? or does becoming involved in disputes sully his reference for future jobs ?

2006-12-10 00:50:50 · 13 answers · asked by pussin boots 3 in Careers & Employment

or should I continue to drink red wine and answer daft questions in an equally daft way?
(should make for bloody funny reading tomorrow)

2006-12-10 00:50:49 · 13 answers · asked by PomOnTour 3 in Etiquette

she's beautiful? I don't think she has a particularly "beautiful" voice, she can carry a tune, but I think her "fame" is due to her beauty because she is not a very talented singer nor a talented actress. What do you think? AND NO I'm not Hating on "B" I'm a fan of her music, but I have found that I like her music because of the "beat" not her voice...

2006-12-10 00:50:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

DPT and MMR are childhood immunizations.

2006-12-10 00:50:43 · 9 answers · asked by Derek 2 in Infectious Diseases

2006-12-10 00:50:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5 . Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.

6. Keep extra poly grip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

2006-12-10 00:50:33 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have 4 backs, 3 spots. Frank Gore, Sammy Morris, Justin Fargas and Ciatrick Fason. Other than Gore, which 2 do I start?

2006-12-10 00:50:28 · 2 answers · asked by scott a 2 in Fantasy Sports

DPT and MMR are childhood immunizations.

2006-12-10 00:50:26 · 7 answers · asked by Derek 2 in Infectious Diseases

i see the person i want to be, but im still stuck in my shell wallowing in self pity! how do i break the chain, and go take what i want?

2006-12-10 00:50:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I want to frame this sentence " Take more opportunities for presentation " is it ok

2006-12-10 00:50:10 · 2 answers · asked by sapna s 1 in Careers & Employment

A fluid of unknown density floats a .25m x .1m x .02m block of wood weighing .35kg. The block has .002m of its smallest side above the surface of the water. What is the density of the block? What is the density of the fluid? I found the density of the block to be 700 kg/m^3. Is this correct? And how do you find the density of the fluid?

2006-12-10 00:49:51 · 1 answers · asked by thestral 1 in Physics