Q .. How do blonde braincells die?
A .. Alone.
Q .. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A .. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q .. How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A .. Flattered.
Q .. How do you confuse a blonde?
A .. You don't. They're born that way.
Q .. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A .. She didn't know what number came first.
Q .. What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A .. Divorced.
Q .. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A .. She threw it off a cliff.
Q .. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A .. She fell out of the tree.
2006-12-10 00:53:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!
2006-12-10 00:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blond phoned the airline asking how long it would take to fly from New York to California,the operator replied, just minute,the blond says, thank you and hung up. Not as funny as yours but I tried,.and you did ask me to visit again. GG.
2006-12-12 23:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Injoyed the large laugh. lol
2006-12-11 16:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-12-10 15:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff
2006-12-10 08:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one
but some are wrong
2006-12-10 09:51:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. You've got it going now! LOL.
2006-12-10 18:25:47 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third one is wrong. it is u put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool! DUH!!!!!!! and all the other ones r pritty lame to!
2006-12-10 08:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by runfree925 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
super!
2006-12-10 10:14:00 · answer #9 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-10 09:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Nelly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋