1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5 . Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.
6. Keep extra poly grip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
2006-12-10 00:50:33 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you like sex jokes dont you?? ah well moving on with my life now
2006-12-10 02:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh ok,
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One changes it and the other 3 write about it.
2006-12-10 09:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tip number 11: Before you do all this, remember to take your old-balls for a lifting!
2006-12-10 08:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do you have to go through to make love to a 90 year old woman? "Depends"......
2006-12-10 10:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Wee W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha funny
2006-12-10 08:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would like to confirm that the statements that are refered as to 'jokes', are terribly disliked by people like my self, who are considered 'clever'. In other words (SO LAME, DULL AND DAM SICK JOKES)!!
2006-12-10 09:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by sassy_jeenyaa 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry but your jokes are useless.
2006-12-10 08:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by David H 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA....LMAO..WICKED!!!
2006-12-10 08:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by Belle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋