A guy goes to a bar and has himself a good evening with his mates. Eventually everyone departs, except for this other guy slumped in a chair. He asks the barman if he knows the guy and gets a negative response.
He checks the guys pockets and finds his wallet which has his name and address in. It’s not too far from where he lives, so, to be helpful he tells the barman that he’ll assist him to get home. He pulls the guy from the chair and staggers to the door, he props the guy up whilst opening the door, as he does so the guy slides down to the floor.
He gets outside and hails a taxi, props the guy against the taxi whilst he opens the door, the guy slides down the side of the taxi and to the floor.
He eventually gets him to his house. Again he props the man up against the taxi whilst he pays, the other guy slides down the taxi to the floor.
He picks him up and gets him to his front gate, props him against the wall whilst he opens the gate, yep, you guessed, he slides down the wall to the floor.
Undaunted he gets the guy to his front door, rings the door bell and the other guy slides down the wall. A lady answers the door,
“Hi I’ve been to O’Riellys bar and your husband is a bit worse off for wear, so as a favour to the barman and, as I don’t live far away, I helped to get him home”. He says
The wife looked past him and said ‘Thanks very much, have you brought his wheelchair?’
2006-12-10
23:48:39
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