A baby toddler swallows a tiny magnet & the mother
rushes him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine, he'll be fine" the doctor promised her,
"The magnet should pass through his system in a day or so but
I’d like to keep him over to ensure a speedy recovery."
The mother goes home & returns the next day
”Doctor, how’s my baby doing?” says the woman.
”Oh, he’s fine, he’s in the kitchen, It shouldn’t be too long now.”
”Eating?” says the woman.
"No, we stuck him on the refrigerator door & when he
falls off, we’ll have that magnet."
2006-12-10
22:45:51
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