If I put a big nicely cooked Salmon in the middle of a room and a fat woman and a bear want it .. who get's it

Question

why???

Answer 1

Hey Gummi, what's with the fat jokes? I mean, some of us are married to fat women. Take my wife...please. Look, I'm not saying she's big, but when she walks down the street, she IS the street (bad-a-bing!!). Listen, when she goes through the McDonald's drive-through, they change the numbers on the sign (rimshot!!). Mayor Bloomberg tried to recruit her to float in the Macy's parade (somebody stop me!!).

Answer 2

My bet is on the bear. He's faster and meaner (not by much though). Plus, it's a safe bet that the bear will smell the fish first and get a jump on it. The woman might not realize it was there until it's too late. I guess that's what she gets for being use to the whole fish smell.....

Answer 3

The woman gets it because the bear will be so disgusted seeing that fat woman that he will run away.

Answer 4

Depends of the fat chick. If it's Allotta F, then you and the bear don't stand a chance. I here she can't say no to fish in any form.

Answer 5

why couln't it be a fat man? I'm goin with the bear, cuz after he eats the salmon, he can eat the fat man

Answer 6

The fat woman, they always get everything....the bear's gonna come off second.

Answer 7

No one stands a chance against a fat women! The fat lady has sung!

Answer 8

the fat woman,
nothing gets in the way of her wanting food

Answer 9

YOU would get it while they just look at each other to see who makes the first move!

Answer 10

the fish will eat itself, how? i don't know