All categories - 9 December 2006

Paddy joins the British army. However thing go wrong right from the off. During training he’s always the one picked on, always doing square bashing. He was getting really p1ssed off, so he says to his mate. “If that sergeant takes the p1ss out of me again I’m going to f*ck him”. ‘Oh yeah!’ says his mate ‘how the f*ck you gonna do that?’ “Well I got this plan see,” says Paddy, “he keeps smacking me around the head, so the next time he does that I’ll have two live hand grenades in my hands, when he hits me around my head they’ll blow his f*cking hands off”

2006-12-09 00:24:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 00:24:29 · 4 answers · asked by nicpiperloe 2 in Other - Pets

2006-12-09 00:24:14 · 4 answers · asked by DIA 1 in Celebrities

Theres this guy that I really like. I know him really well too. I'm not sure if i should ask him though me and him were going out a long time ago and he and my best friend just broke up. Wuold I be a bad friend if i went out withl him. Also this guy called me a *****. What should i do. Please help.

2006-12-09 00:23:44 · 12 answers · asked by Derinda M 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-09 00:23:42 · 6 answers · asked by dalton m 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I was just wondering ^^

2006-12-09 00:23:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-12-09 00:23:26 · 4 answers · asked by ben m 1 in Chevrolet

we are both 37.
at first i asked him to spank me and he did. then he asked if i wanted to spank him.
does this mean he is submissive?

2006-12-09 00:23:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-09 00:23:19 · 14 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

do u like not as much curve on the hip but more butt and boob or do you prefer really curvy hips with a no so meaty butt and not much boob?

2006-12-09 00:23:15 · 12 answers · asked by JESSICA H 1 in Other - Skin & Body

What do you love to do and love about life? You can list more if you wish!

2006-12-09 00:23:06 · 19 answers · asked by summation 2 in Philosophy

I yawn constantly...At least three times in each of my classes....But I always cover my mouth when I am yawning =]

2006-12-09 00:22:44 · 8 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

which says that a muslim man must commit suicide if he looks at a naked woman.

dont you think muslim men should all practice this islamic teaching to the letter?
(if so the world will be a better place)

2006-12-09 00:22:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-09 00:22:30 · 2 answers · asked by TIMEPASS 3 in Friends

My workplace has no microwace so I cannot enjoy warm food. The canteen food looks disgusting. I enjoy cookign so I want suggestioons either for nice sandwich fillings or food I can cook at home th enight before and then eat cold at work.

2006-12-09 00:22:25 · 14 answers · asked by aperson1uk 1 in Cooking & Recipes

i think he is an illegal imagrent and that no body will miss him how deep should a bury him so the smell wont get out and alert the neighbours. i dont want the police to catch me as the i dont think they would be happy.
ps how do a keep the dog from digging him up as well?

2006-12-09 00:22:20 · 11 answers · asked by armaghmadman 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-09 00:22:07 · 38 answers · asked by paris 2 in Christmas

I was at a WAY overcrowded conecert where you couldn't even move your hands and we were trying to leave I yelled to let us go through to leave because they were theses guys blocking it. And the guy said to me very meanly its a concert sweetheart! But it was soo overcrowded everyone was yelling.

2006-12-09 00:21:55 · 13 answers · asked by thunderbabe128 2 in Etiquette

2006-12-09 00:21:48 · 7 answers · asked by ammr1993@sbcglobal.net 1 in Celebrities

I wanted to get things rolling by sending him a couple of "naughty" messages. Any suggestions?

2006-12-09 00:21:48 · 8 answers · asked by FunBetty! 6 in Singles & Dating

now i can not move my chess pieces.
bazzleleggett@sbcglobal.net

2006-12-09 00:21:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

My niece is in the hospital after experiencing a third degree burn on her scalp from having her hair highlighted. She had the color on and a plastic cap and was under the dryer at the salon and was burned. Any advice input what may have happened here?

2006-12-09 00:21:33 · 6 answers · asked by otowndmbfan 2 in Hair

2006-12-09 00:21:05 · 21 answers · asked by Satan Lord of Flames 3 in Religion & Spirituality

for each dentist or orthodontist how many nurses are needed any y do many??

and is it the nurses or assiastants who order all of the stuff or it that the receptionists jobs

2006-12-09 00:20:45 · 9 answers · asked by tom 1 in Dental

2006-12-09 00:20:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-09 00:20:30 · 6 answers · asked by Zaki K 1 in Motorcycles

2006-12-09 00:20:27 · 5 answers · asked by xprincess_porkiex 2 in Video & Online Games

My dog likes to like my skin, I wake up at night sometimes and he is licking my hand. He will lick my face if given the chance...The strange thing is that he won't lick other folks. What is the whole licking thing about? Does he like the taste of it, or what? I thought it was just me sweating but he continues to do it, now that it is cold here. Any explanation?

2006-12-09 00:20:14 · 8 answers · asked by Xavier D 1 in Dogs