i am trying to bury a pole in my garden?

Question

i think he is an illegal imagrent and that no body will miss him how deep should a bury him so the smell wont get out and alert the neighbours. i dont want the police to catch me as the i dont think they would be happy.
ps how do a keep the dog from digging him up as well?

Answer 1

Ooh er... I think you shouldn't ask people via the internet if you don't want the police to catch you, I'm sure they could hack your computer and find out all your info. I think the best way to dispose of a dead pole is to feed him to the pigs, they would eat everything, honest!

Answer 2

You will have to dig a hole at least as deep as the pole is tall especially if you are going to put it in in the upright position.

Encasing it in cement will ensure that it is not dug up by the dog and quicklime helps with any odours.

By the way, how is your **** now?

Answer 3

put lime over him and bury him 10 feet just to be on the safe side, keep the dog out of the garden, also plant some plants over him so you cant tell its been dug over for that purpose.

Answer 4

A pole cat?

Answer 5

You could always disguise him as a washing line pole!!

Answer 6

Make sure it's six foot deep and then make a Patio over him, that should do it

Answer 7

pmsl

beforei clicked on your question i was going to reply ' well i hope hes dead before you bury him'

hehe great minds think alike

Answer 8

6 foot should be fine ha ha

Answer 9

Thank you,i needed cheering up & you have done the trick.Cheers

Answer 10

ha ha