Paddy joins the British army. However thing go wrong right from the off. During training he’s always the one picked on, always doing square bashing. He was getting really p1ssed off, so he says to his mate. “If that sergeant takes the p1ss out of me again I’m going to f*ck him”. ‘Oh yeah!’ says his mate ‘how the f*ck you gonna do that?’ “Well I got this plan see,” says Paddy, “he keeps smacking me around the head, so the next time he does that I’ll have two live hand grenades in my hands, when he hits me around my head they’ll blow his f*cking hands off”
2006-12-09 00:24:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your joke blows me away! haha
2006-12-09 02:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There Was An English Man Called Terrance An Irish Man Called Patrick A Handgranade And A Bang But Who Do You Think Walked With The Pin?
Here's A Clue, It Wasn't You Mate!
2006-12-09 00:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh... the fundamental "am i able to connect?" question and particular an remarkable reason for human beings mendacity of their protection stress purposes. It varies from united states to united states. whilst Commonwealth militaries have a coverage of letting "ex-asthmatics" and individuals with somewhat gentle bronchial asthma connect, that's many times a no-tolerance factor someplace else. word is, you may supposedly get waivers and expert evaluations from docs pointing out that it will no longer result your skill to artwork interior the protection stress. as long as its very gentle and you do no longer choose medicine, they have no subject concerns with it. in the event that they think of you're mendacity although, that's extra in all probability than no longer the grounds for rejection or a discharge.
2016-10-14 08:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-09 09:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weren't the hand grenades supposed to be in his ears?
If you're going to tell bad jokes, at least get them right
2006-12-09 00:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by winballpizard 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how not to tell a joke & f*ck it up 10 / 10
2006-12-09 00:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i do not want to join that army and yea i think the grenades were suppose to be in his ears CHEERS
2006-12-09 01:13:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mommy of 3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you certainly no how to blow up a joke dont no about his hands
2006-12-09 02:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't quite work.
2006-12-09 03:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn!!!! sorry but that was poo!!!!
2006-12-09 01:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋