All categories - 8 December 2006

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

2006-12-08 03:45:35 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It says in another place that 4 is earthly completeness?

2006-12-08 03:45:35 · 16 answers · asked by Ruth 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Do you think Santa uses Viagra?

2006-12-08 03:45:22 · 5 answers · asked by waxingtheturtle2 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean in a good way. Has a man ever given you a compliment that you still think about ever once and a while?

2006-12-08 03:45:21 · 25 answers · asked by Brian 5 in Marriage & Divorce

Your momma is so fat, Jenny Craig gave her a refund and coupons for Hometown Buffet
Your momma is so fat she thought the moon was a Skittle
Your momma is so fat cows look at her and ask "Got Milk?"

2006-12-08 03:45:18 · 17 answers · asked by flavorlicious 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What would happen? Is there something we could say/do to make them stop?

The last time we tried appeasing a crazy man (Kim Jong ILL) it didn't quite work out.....

Is it in our best intrest to alienate our close ally Israel and appease Iran/Syria? The same Iran whose president is quoted as saying he wants to wipe our close ally Israel off the map?

Do we hug our enemies and say screw our allies now?

2006-12-08 03:45:10 · 8 answers · asked by John 5 in Politics

And if you did, would you then have a flamingo mustache?

2006-12-08 03:45:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whats the BEST card game
1 Pokemon
2 Neopets
3 Yu-gi-oh
4 Magic
5 Base-ball

2006-12-08 03:45:01 · 22 answers · asked by Matt F 1 in Card Games

If I am lucky and with a partner that I am quite into, I will orgasm after 45 min of sex. This includes oral stimulation as well. Most of the time it takes anywhere between 1 and 3hrs of sex in order for me to have the orgasm. Most of my partners end up being done before I do! Is there any methods that can help reduce the time so I can go sooner?

2006-12-08 03:44:58 · 12 answers · asked by netheral 2 in Men's Health

Guys getting intimate... how to explain?
how do you define a guy who gets very physically intimate with ANY girl out there, (fat ones, short ones, ugly ones) such as putting his arm around their necks, touching and fiddling with their hair intensely, but just won't even to touch the girl he has a crush on? (the girl whom he confessed to be hot and pretty) how do you explain this?

sorry the second part. i mean, as in, he just won't go physically intimate at all with the girl whom he is sooo attracted with.

how do you explain this guy? why does he do this or what does he want?

2006-12-08 03:44:57 · 10 answers · asked by rachel 3 in Singles & Dating

alright well I am having my period and i have to dance today in a leotard and tights and i dont have tampons just pads how do i put one on without people seeing it stick out ?????? i cant wear underwear

2006-12-08 03:44:57 · 16 answers · asked by Sammy D 1 in Adolescent

it was pinky red and really light it only lasted 3 days. usually my period is heavy and dark red. i am on antibiotics called augmentin. i am worried i am pregnant or could it be the antibiotics that made my period like this?

2006-12-08 03:44:52 · 5 answers · asked by alanna M 1 in Pregnancy

2006-12-08 03:44:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-12-08 03:44:51 · 14 answers · asked by Hey There Whippersnapper! 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I had a new timing belt put on prior to this but has never had any power since. I had the engine totally overhauled about a year ago and it ran fine but since I replaced the timingbelt it hasn't ran right sence. there is no power at all. I replaced the PCV valve but still get oil back in the breather area from breather to fuel injector.The engine shuts off real fast like its to tight and there is oil that drips on the floor, uses about a half quart every 30 or 40 miles.There is blue smoke that comes out periodically but not all the time.There is a small water leak on the floor, could this be from the water pump leaking on the timing belt ,and cause the timing belt to jump time.Sometime it is hard to start when you turn it off so I let run to get back home. Have put new plugs and coil wire in it. What could be my problem. THANKS

2006-12-08 03:44:49 · 1 answers · asked by hacker 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

today is national insult gummi bear day please feel free to make him feel extra special....

2006-12-08 03:44:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 03:44:36 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Community Service

a)each one with one new strand and one original strand
b)one with two new strands and the other with two original strands
c)each with two new strands
d)each with two original strands

2006-12-08 03:44:36 · 4 answers · asked by juan 2 in Biology

My guy friend and I have been seeing one another for a while and we had an argument and I told him to just leave me alone. The problem, we live in a small town and he is running everywhere talking about what a horrible person that I am. Why, because I did not let him walk all over me and use me. I have two boys and I am not going to let any man treat me any other way than with respect. I deserve that because why? I demand it. I am a very giving person and I am not selfish but I am no whore either and that is the picture he is trying to portray. What do you do when you check your email and their are hundreds of them telling you what a sorry individual you are. He has no room to belittle anyone. His dad takes care of his two kids and even has to do their laundry. How do I get him to shut up and move on down the road? Help me.

2006-12-08 03:44:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

It seems to me that most relious people blindly obey their sacred texts (bible, Torah, Koran) without regard to the current times or how they may actually feel about an issue. Do you christians really believe in an eye for an eye? If not, would you say the bible is not true?

2006-12-08 03:44:32 · 24 answers · asked by Not a Sheep 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-08 03:44:31 · 17 answers · asked by *Baby Love* 1 in Pregnancy

OK, I have a good friend who got pulled over after a Christmas party and got a DUI. This is his first offense, and yes,he knows he did something wrong and feels more terrible than any of you could make him feel. So now he is facing being without his license for 6 months...He drives a long way to work and has children as well.

Has anyone been in this situation before that can give good advice about how to proceed? No stupid answers please-I will only ignore them.

2006-12-08 03:44:31 · 12 answers · asked by Kiss My Shaz 7 in Law & Ethics

Why is it that western white woman are so unapproachable, Whens the last time a white woman actually smiled at you and said good morning sir... I say it to them all the time. Good Morning mam. I hold the door open for them and I don't even get a thankyou.. Woman in this country have no respect for men!

2006-12-08 03:44:30 · 13 answers · asked by J S 2 in Gender Studies

2006-12-08 03:44:29 · 5 answers · asked by kathy m 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-12-08 03:44:25 · 14 answers · asked by nameloch 1 in Astronomy & Space

you crashed into when you got your training wheels taken off your bike?

I flew into the neighbors trash cans... LOL

2006-12-08 03:44:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm sick of all the jingle bells b*llocks, anyone got any decent anti-christmas songs I should check out? Cheers!

2006-12-08 03:44:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-08 03:44:20 · 12 answers · asked by *A* 1 in Women's Health

They want to buy a program (not a software program, but a curriculum). Where can I find this?

2006-12-08 03:44:20 · 1 answers · asked by Kathy S 1 in Other - Education

My Uric acid was checked and found to be within limits.

2006-12-08 03:44:19 · 6 answers · asked by Yoga Nallanchakravarthi 1 in Other - Diseases