Your momma is so fat, Jenny Craig gave her a refund and coupons for Hometown Buffet
Your momma is so fat she thought the moon was a Skittle
Your momma is so fat cows look at her and ask "Got Milk?"
2006-12-08 03:45:18 · 17 answers · asked by flavorlicious 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am in the Joke Riddle section some your momma jokes would be appreciated thank you momma
2006-12-08 03:48:20 · update #1
so i had a typo people can you forgive me or what? its curb not curve............sorry
2006-12-08 03:57:13 · update #2
your momma is so fat than they use her to tilt the Earth on its axis
Your momma is so poor she cant even pay attention
your momma is so fat she eats Shamu and calls it shrimp
Your momma is so fast she uses slim fast as a mouth wash
Your momma is so fat that when she goes outside she causes an Eclipse
Your momma is so fat that surfers use her for big waves
Your momma is so fat she gets picked up in a forklift and dropped off in a Dump Truck
2006-12-08 05:33:43 · update #3
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type's Ragu!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes 3 buses and 2 trains just to get on her good side!
Yo momma's so old, her social security number is 4
Yo momma's so old, she farts dust
Yo momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
2006-12-08 03:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by kisme86 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is fat her car is made of spandex.
Yo momma is so poor, thieves robbed her and gave her money.
Your momma is so fat she uses a mattress as her sanitary pad.
2006-12-08 04:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Momma so fat after we had sex I rolled over twice and was still on her!
2006-12-08 04:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat, she went to a restaurant, looked at the menu, and said "OK!"
2006-12-08 04:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by thuglife 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...I see someone's been watching Yo momma on MTV..
2006-12-08 03:47:45 · answer #5 · answered by KaShae 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think yo momma jokes are so stupid....to me there not funny at all just like the tv show....its so stupid....i like jokes just not the ones about other peoples mama's there is no truth behind any of them
2006-12-08 04:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by greyc143 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, is it 1985 again? I think that was the last time I heard those.
2006-12-08 03:46:37 · answer #7 · answered by alighier 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i liked them let me be the first to give u a thumbs up
2006-12-08 05:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what hold did u dig in to find those old *** jokes? i haven't heard something so lame and not funny since elementary school!
2006-12-08 03:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by notda14u2toplaywith 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They have discovered the our intelligence comes from out mother. Apparently your mother was a moron.
2006-12-08 03:51:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋