All categories - 7 December 2006

and I decided to rent a porn video for me and my husband. I brought it home and we settled in for what was going to be a good night. We put the tape in and it was nothing but "snow", so my husband checked all the wiring but everything seemed to be hooked up all right. He said it has to be the tape then.

So, the next day, I (embarrisingly) take it back to the video store and said there was something wrong with the tape and could I get another one?

That night we put it back in the VCR ready for a fun night and hit play....nothing but snow again!!

So I would just like to inform everyone NEVER rent the porn "HEAD CLEANER" !!!!!

2006-12-07 03:50:22 · 9 answers · asked by geminitaurus 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm worried that my yellow lab isn't getting tired of me kicking the ball around and him fetching it and bringing it back. I usually throw the frisbee once in a awhile. I'm just looking for a new, unique play-time activity to do with my dog (lab). Any suggestions?

2006-12-07 03:50:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I have two Jack Russell Terriers and they have been itching and scratching constantly. They are both Heart worm and flea and tick medication monthly from the vet. There is no sign of hot spots. It has been very cold where we live and this seems to make it worse. Is there some food or supplement I can administer to help them with the itching?

2006-12-07 03:50:15 · 12 answers · asked by Kim P 1 in Dogs

2006-12-07 03:50:14 · 4 answers · asked by d3 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

Okay so my sister may or may not have had a miscarriage...but we wont find out until tomorrow-
Her back is hurting -can she use musle rub and a heating pad? is it okay to use them? If not why?

2006-12-07 03:50:13 · 8 answers · asked by babyj06 2 in Women's Health

i need to fly to FLL (fort lauderdale) from BUF (buffalo) jan 3- jan 13(14). please help me find a cheap airfare

2006-12-07 03:50:11 · 5 answers · asked by Violet 1 in Air Travel

My girl is big into religion, she's Aunt Jemimah's witness, and I am not, she always talks about this stinkin religion to me. How do I tell her I don't wanna her about it?

2006-12-07 03:50:06 · 6 answers · asked by mister roy jones 2 in Singles & Dating

but make sure not to include the bogus reasons for going to war

2006-12-07 03:50:04 · 9 answers · asked by bush deathgrip 2 in Government

he pulls the sleigh on the movie its a cartoon

2006-12-07 03:50:03 · 10 answers · asked by Vikki B 1 in Dogs

how can you find out if someone is still carrying you on their tax return or not?

2006-12-07 03:49:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-12-07 03:49:58 · 1 answers · asked by TrueQueen06 1 in Languages

2006-12-07 03:49:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I just bought some new editing software for my computer and I LOVE it. It is awesome. but when I get on there and statr putting backgrounds and effects and frames and such it won't let me print it on the computer because it says that my printer doesn't support that. or something like that, it says that it can't support the printing funtion. does this mean I need a new printer or is there something I can use like a plug in or something.I would hate to think I couldn't do anything with them.I am trying to get a portfolio going and I plan on making slideshows and putting them on discs but I would like to print them as well. any advice?
Thanx

2006-12-07 03:49:56 · 4 answers · asked by ///\oo/\\\ 4 in Software

chill?

2006-12-07 03:49:54 · 12 answers · asked by judy f 3 in Weather

Blair just stated that we will not give up and we will win the peace, can we still prevail against the terrorists or should we just lay our heads on the chopping block the way the Liberals want to do?

2006-12-07 03:49:53 · 15 answers · asked by FEVER 3 in Politics

2006-12-07 03:49:53 · 32 answers · asked by Mary7 3 in Christmas

2006-12-07 03:49:53 · 3 answers · asked by andrea a 1 in Cleveland

2006-12-07 03:49:50 · 5 answers · asked by RegBfan 2 in Football (American)

work from home because of ailing parents get money for investing purposes loan free

2006-12-07 03:49:48 · 7 answers · asked by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 in Personal Finance

That everything we ever do is self motivated?

2006-12-07 03:49:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

thank you all.

2006-12-07 03:49:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I have tried doing it by working out the area below the water but the figure I get seems unrealistic

2006-12-07 03:49:41 · 9 answers · asked by Boating Dave 1 in Boats & Boating

....can somebody help me and give me advice on the pros and cons of this?

2006-12-07 03:49:41 · 11 answers · asked by im always right ya know 1 in Personal Finance

I want to surprise my husband with something special for his birthday any sugestions? by the way we have the same birthday...

2006-12-07 03:49:41 · 14 answers · asked by Itza 1 in Marriage & Divorce

There was two women walking along the high street. One spotted her husband coming out of the flower shop with a huge bunch of deep red roses - her favourite flower.
Nudging her friend she pointed him out and groaned "I'll be spending tonight on my back with my legs in the air."
The other woman looked puzzled "Why?" she asked "Don't you have a Vase?"

2006-12-07 03:49:40 · 17 answers · asked by lothlorien_priestess 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 03:49:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 03:49:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

It roars like thunder,
And rises higher,
While breathing fire,
This wingless wonder.

If it leaves its cave,
Drags us in its tail,
Over hill and dale,
Then you must be brave.

Early morning flight,
Silently it flies,
Slowly in the skies.
Hides before the night.

My kingdom at least,
To the brave young knight,
If you name it right.

What is this huge beast?

2006-12-07 03:49:36 · 18 answers · asked by Lilel 4 in Jokes & Riddles

hi, i hav a P4 2.4 Ghz processor mounted on a Intel's 845GVSR motherboard. when i first bought this PC, it had a 256Mb Ram Module which had a Bus speed of 266. Now, i bought a new 512MB ram module with 400 bus speed...can put both these RAM modules in the two availble slots...and make them work.....? wht will be the effective bus speed of the sum total of the new RAM.......

2006-12-07 03:49:31 · 4 answers · asked by Bond007 2 in Add-ons