All categories - 6 December 2006

2006-12-06 16:36:41 · 12 answers · asked by workaholicguy 2 in Other - United States

funny?

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"

After the doctor stops laughing he says, " Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for it.

They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress and as her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks:

"What the hell was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

2006-12-06 16:36:38 · 18 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

DO IT

2006-12-06 16:36:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My man friend,withdraws sulks and rolls his eyes after an argument,he performs more than most women i know,it really erks me,should men be more emotional than women,or is it something else?

2006-12-06 16:36:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

or extra something that you are getting....like mocha....i think you say double or black or something...its not extra money just a code word...thx

2006-12-06 16:36:30 · 14 answers · asked by monty_brewsters_millions 2 in Entertaining

2006-12-06 16:36:20 · 10 answers · asked by Jenn 3 in Grade-Schooler

Additional details: This business is a partnership (no inc. involved) and both parties have good credit...

2006-12-06 16:36:20 · 6 answers · asked by John P 1 in Small Business

2006-12-06 16:36:15 · 10 answers · asked by hoarfen 2 in Diet & Fitness

I have been looking for a violin for a friend for Christmas. but i am seeing a lot of 4/4 or 3/4 what is that?

2006-12-06 16:36:03 · 5 answers · asked by the_lovely_holly_golightly 2 in Quotations

I have looked and looked for the answer to this question but I can't find it.
How much reduction in greenhouse gases would there be if you turn down your thermostat in the winter by 5 degrees Fahrenheit?
I found this site that said 2% but it's too little and it just said if I turned down the thermostat, not specifying how much. I also found a lot of turning down the thermostat 2 degrees, which is not what I want.

2006-12-06 16:36:03 · 6 answers · asked by jambajuice 2 in Environment

change tiny picture into big picture with good detail

2006-12-06 16:35:55 · 4 answers · asked by busba 1 in Photography

Join me my brothers! Together we can claim this world for our own!

2006-12-06 16:35:55 · 14 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-06 16:35:46 · 15 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 16:35:43 · 9 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am recently married and have been with this woman for awhile now, but I have developed this relationship (non-sexual) with another woman who is also married. We have not cheated and do not want too but we have fallen in love. We know this is wrong and understand if we continue that we will destroy our marriages and ruin friendships etc, but we can't help the way we feel. I don't know what to do here as I can't stop thinking about it, and I guess I am asking for some of your thoughtts but please do not judge. My heart says one thing but my mind says another. I am really in a mess here!! Plz help.

2006-12-06 16:35:40 · 24 answers · asked by jtgot1 3 in Marriage & Divorce

When I lived abroad I was able to buy a small bottle of Coca-Cola for the equivalent of $0.35 but it didn't quite taste like Coca-Cola back home. Neither did the M & Ms I bought or some of the other products produced by American companies abroad. I also noticed that there was less packaging for other products like Orbit gum or Bounty candy bars. Do they cut costs by offering a modified product in certain foreign markets? Seems to me that they may do so to stay competitive there since many people wouldn't be able to afford it otherwise.

2006-12-06 16:35:39 · 3 answers · asked by dardekkis 4 in Other - Business & Finance

close your eyes and imagine!

2006-12-06 16:35:36 · 10 answers · asked by serenitie51 3 in Polls & Surveys

This is for a school project on high tech versus low tech items. I need to know how much each item cost when it first came out:
-notebook (the paper one)
-map (any kind will do, but not ones made on a compter)
-Internet subscription
-"snail mail" (stamps and envelopes)
-microvawe oven
-conventional oven

If you know of a site that lists these early prices, and has at least two of these, I'll gladly accept it.

2006-12-06 16:35:29 · 1 answers · asked by booklya 3 in Homework Help

I was sondering if anyone could help my Mother find this song and who sings it? It has the lyrics "Daddy Shook The Stove" in it. I would love to be able to find it for her. Thanks Much!

2006-12-06 16:35:17 · 1 answers · asked by Becky 1 in Music

help??
it is due tomorrow!!!!!! i neeed help can ya give me a source? thanks

2006-12-06 16:35:09 · 3 answers · asked by ♥ღ...∂αηg3яσυѕℓу ιη ℓσν3...ღ♥ 5 in Homework Help

What is the importance of the characters in the play "Trifles"?
What is the importance of the plot?
Please do nto just give links!
I need answers ASAP!!
Thanks guys!

2006-12-06 16:35:08 · 3 answers · asked by ~daweed~ 3 in Books & Authors

how do you relax yourself from being so stressed that you feel like your loseing your mind ??? i dont get it ive started being like this 3 weeks ago

2006-12-06 16:34:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-12-06 16:34:50 · 2 answers · asked by billythekid 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Like English,Arabic,etc.....

2006-12-06 16:34:49 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

My mom wanted to know the other day, and so did I. Anyone know?

2006-12-06 16:34:41 · 4 answers · asked by ashley, babesâ?¢ 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-06 16:34:36 · 6 answers · asked by xxxxxxxx x 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Don't you think it should have been a low proberbility that it was able to even sustain it self for a lifetime? Isn’t it an even lesser proberbility that it reproduced itself? Was this achieved after millions of attempts - the sustenance? Did it take billions of attempts to achieve reproduction? Why is reproduction so difficult in fully developed humans in some nations today?

2006-12-06 16:34:35 · 4 answers · asked by St Lusakan 3 in Biology