funny?
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"
After the doctor stops laughing he says, " Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for it.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress and as her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks:
"What the hell was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
2006-12-06 16:36:38 · 18 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for saying im crazy.i heard it alot from my friends!(:
2006-12-06 16:45:50 · update #1
lol, that made me chuckle. and if your crazy your awesome!
2006-12-06 16:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny! Does anyone know why I can't finish my #2 and #4 joke. Yahoo says I have reached my Q limit for the day. What's up with that???
2006-12-06 16:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She snapped his balls in the elastic band!
2006-12-06 16:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lil Sweats 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I'll try to tell you this one...
A couple got married and was on their honeymoon. It turns out the bride has a deep dark secret. She was a prostitute for years before she met and married the man of her dreams. Her stuff was stretched out real big and she tried to think of something she could tell her husband so he wouldn't know about her past...she thought for a bit and finally, just before they started doing it she said...I grew up on a farm and one day while playing out in the pasture I got my (you know what) caught on a barbed wire fence and it stretched it out real bad....The guy said no problem...they did it and when they finished he said baby, I just have one question for you...How far across the pasture were you before you noticed you were caught.....
2006-12-06 16:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, Mr.T, and Justin Bieber have been caught rushing and have been pulled over with the aid of a cop. The cop suggested he would not arrest them, if while he measured their penis's, it further as much as 21 inches. So the cop measures each of their penis's. Chuck Norris became into 10 inches, Mr.T became into 10 inches, and Justin Bieber became right into a million inch. considering all of them further as much as 21 inches, the cop leaves devoid of arresting them and that they get lower back of their vehicle. Chuck Norris: "You all greater efficient be happy I actually have a 10 inch penis" Mr.T: "You all greater efficient be happy I actually have a 10 inch penis" Justin Bieber: "You greater efficient be happy I had a b*ner!!!"
2016-10-04 23:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where in the world did you hear that one? Crazy stuff
2006-12-06 16:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, thats a cute one there, funny,very funny.
2006-12-06 16:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by Tammy F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-06 16:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by likeablerabbit_loose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, LOL I loved it alot!
2006-12-06 16:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by ejoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2006-12-06 17:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋