Seems there were three friends who always wanted to play golf on a Saturday afternoon, but couldn't, because of their wives. One day, after many years, they finally get together on the golf course and are waiting at the first tee, when the first guy says, "I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!"
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I had to buy my wife a new sports car to get out here today!!!"
The third guy says, "Boy you guys are sure whipped. I didn't have to buy my wife anything!!!"
They both look at him and ask, "How did you manage that?" He says, "It was easy. When I got up this morning, I looked her straight in the eye and said, 'Golf course or intercourse,' and she threw me a sweater and said, 'Take this. It's cold out there!'"
2006-12-03
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