Seems there were three friends who always wanted to play golf on a Saturday afternoon, but couldn't, because of their wives. One day, after many years, they finally get together on the golf course and are waiting at the first tee, when the first guy says, "I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!"
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I had to buy my wife a new sports car to get out here today!!!"
The third guy says, "Boy you guys are sure whipped. I didn't have to buy my wife anything!!!"
They both look at him and ask, "How did you manage that?" He says, "It was easy. When I got up this morning, I looked her straight in the eye and said, 'Golf course or intercourse,' and she threw me a sweater and said, 'Take this. It's cold out there!'"
2006-12-03 00:46:53 · 37 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked it.....very funny and nice one........laughing is the best medicine and you are good doctor, prescribing funny jokes......lmao.
2006-12-04 23:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-04 23:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much of a joke, but it sure made me realize what a Sweetheart my wife is.
2006-12-03 06:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. But Don't do it with your wife
2006-12-03 01:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by ananthramtejas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Now, that makes me wonder ....... is that a reflection of his abilities (or hers)? LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-12-03 04:52:54 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though it can be termed as a joke but it is not a good one.Any way it depends on individual to individual.
2006-12-03 00:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by suchsi 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh boy, that sure is a naughty one!! Keep going!!
2006-12-03 05:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Manohar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-03 00:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-12-03 01:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha... Nice one... Lol...
2006-12-03 00:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by Zen Azura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋