A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year school children, using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say: "Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! ..........................They're ****-holes!!"
2006-12-02
21:24:17
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