A white salesman from New York, was on a business trip through some of the states in the deep south. After checking in to a hotel, he went to the cocktail lounge for a couple of drinks.
He had not been seated for more than a few minutes, when a southern gentleman at the bar stood up and announced, "My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes", and then sit back down.
Every ten minutes or so, he would stand and make the same announcment to the other patrons, "My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes".
It had been a long and tiring trip for the salesman, and all he wanted was a little peace and quiet.
After hearing the loud mouth's repeated words for some time, the salesman stood up and made his own announcment.
His was, "My name is Smith, S-M-I-T-H, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes, all except for my a-s-s-h-o-l-e which is brown, B-R-O-W-N".
2006-12-01
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