A white salesman from New York, was on a business trip through some of the states in the deep south. After checking in to a hotel, he went to the cocktail lounge for a couple of drinks.
He had not been seated for more than a few minutes, when a southern gentleman at the bar stood up and announced, "My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes", and then sit back down.
Every ten minutes or so, he would stand and make the same announcment to the other patrons, "My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes".
It had been a long and tiring trip for the salesman, and all he wanted was a little peace and quiet.
After hearing the loud mouth's repeated words for some time, the salesman stood up and made his own announcment.
His was, "My name is Smith, S-M-I-T-H, and I am a white man from the top of my head to the tip of my toes, all except for my a-s-s-h-o-l-e which is brown, B-R-O-W-N".
2006-12-01 18:24:17 · 15 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao....but hey.....My name is Brown, B-R-O-W-N, and I am a black woman who's brown from the top of my head to the tip of my toes......
2006-12-01 18:27:15 · answer #1 · answered by BLaQue 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute one! Descent Punch line! I liked it !
2006-12-02 03:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. And EWWWWW... LMAO.... Funny and embarrassing, Still your biggest fan
2006-12-06 11:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not even funny dude
2006-12-02 03:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by funny.bones 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya he isnt the hottest dr i have ever had
2006-12-02 02:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh, not funny.
2006-12-02 03:07:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-02 07:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!
2006-12-02 02:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by Adrienne C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-12-02 02:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by antoni_m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
exellent!
2006-12-02 02:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by simm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋