All categories - 22 November 2006

2006-11-22 01:08:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ethnic Cuisine

The dancing is awesome. That dude got skillz.

2006-11-22 01:08:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.

Then, they get to see where they're going to live. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18 room mansion with servants and a swimming pool.

At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a Manischewitz kosher TV dinner, and the lawyer receives a fine and tasty meal, served on silver platters.

By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything?"

The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."

2006-11-22 01:08:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

thanks alot*

2006-11-22 01:08:17 · 17 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

In the spirit of Thanksgiving here is a simple question...what are you thankful for?

Happy Turkey Day!

2006-11-22 01:08:15 · 5 answers · asked by BookLovr5 5 in Thanksgiving

I sent several letters with old 37 cent stamps twelve days ago. So far, none of them have come back--but they didn't all have return addresses, either. I'm just wondering how long it would take for them to be returned, and if they are not, can I assume that my local post office is too overwhelmed to check?

2006-11-22 01:08:12 · 4 answers · asked by Lisa M 2 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-11-22 01:08:08 · 11 answers · asked by semaver c 2 in Religion & Spirituality

well where do I start... myself and two of my best mates are kind of stumped, we cant seem to find guys to date. we arent your typical girlie girls but we are feminine. we have a lot of male friends and they dont understand why we are all single either. we like to go out and have a laugh and are quite intimidating I guess as we are quite bubbly and have the attitude "we dont give a crap like me as I am or not at all" we get on with every one and not to be vain but we arent ugly. all of out male friends say we would be the perfect girlfriends as we go out have a laff, we arent possesive over men. we arent klingy women. what are we doing wrong someone please enlighten me

2006-11-22 01:08:01 · 35 answers · asked by rhiannon g 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 01:07:59 · 8 answers · asked by unknown u 3 in Other - Arts & Humanities

..What punishment would you have given him?

2006-11-22 01:07:31 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

Just a thought.

2006-11-22 01:07:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

faith and embrace the new?

2006-11-22 01:07:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-22 01:07:05 · 3 answers · asked by rachal g 1 in History

who is the author of gospel of john, the date of writing, who is/are the audience, the historical context, and the theological context.. thanks!

2006-11-22 01:07:03 · 8 answers · asked by jeadee_meh 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

Any ideas of how i find our more about who was his next of kin - where he was born etc.

2006-11-22 01:06:49 · 7 answers · asked by auntiebella 2 in Genealogy

anyone have any good websites for stuff like jackets, gloves, boots, etc?? is ebay reliable? im only looking at sportbike riding. thx.

2006-11-22 01:06:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

Or why doesn't it feel good whenever you try to give yourself a massage? (Couldn't find the right category for this question for all of you that will complain)

2006-11-22 01:06:46 · 8 answers · asked by i have a taste for waffles 3 in Psychology

What Would Be A Unique Name For This Child ??????

2006-11-22 01:06:46 · 29 answers · asked by hermie222 2 in Baby Names

A) To invent a concept such as God and in order for It to be true, it simply needs to be disproved by me? In other words...Because I can not disprove it, proves it.
or
b) To claim a concept such as God and the claimee needs to show hard, solid evidence for such a concept to be true?
And
Why?

2006-11-22 01:06:43 · 2 answers · asked by Real Friend 6 in Religion & Spirituality

what are the barriers one could face and how they can be addressed

2006-11-22 01:06:43 · 2 answers · asked by rahil_game 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-11-22 01:06:40 · 2 answers · asked by edifier3300 1 in TVs

It just occured to me whilst relaxing in front of the telly, that people walking past can easily see in!

Anyone else found any interesting changes on moving into their new place?

2006-11-22 01:06:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-22 01:06:38 · 8 answers · asked by semaver c 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-22 01:06:30 · 12 answers · asked by blaaah 2 in Singles & Dating

. . . Do you feel that we, as a society are
more or less BARBARIC today, than we appeared to be - then?


RIP JFK

2006-11-22 01:06:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Why does a sweater shrink in the wash anyways? It is cuz of the temperature of the water? Or how long it's soaked in the water? Pls tell me if you hv any suggestions or whatever!!

2006-11-22 01:06:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Most Embarrassing Moments


A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the most
embarrassing moment in listener's lives.
The top four were:
4th PLACE: "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab
hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other customers. I told her angrily to start behaving and she looked me in the eye and
told me in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will
tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's Willie last night."
After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the doors closed behind me were screams of laughter."


3rd PLACE: "It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home,
but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over
for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ringing down stairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call,
we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the
stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'.
My entire family - parents, and all, as well as my friends, were standing
there. My girlfriend and I were frozen there on the spot in a state of
shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one
in my family has planned any surprise parties."


2nd PLACE: A lady picked several items at a discount store. When she
finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price
tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out
across everyone to hear, "Price check for Tampax super-size."
Then it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks', a guy, his voice booming over the same
public address system said, "Do you want the kind that you push in
with your thumb or the kind that you belt in with a hammer?"


1st PLACE: AND THE WINNER IS..... This happened at a major Australian
University. During a biology lecture a professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?"
The professor responded, "Yes, that's correct", adding some statistical data
to his lecture. The girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl
turned bright red and, as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently
said, she picked up her books and, without another word, walked out of the
class. As she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight faced, he answered her question.
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not at the back of your throat."

2006-11-22 01:06:27 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

..or going with your own beat? thanks alot*

2006-11-22 01:06:12 · 14 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm just wondering because I didn't see them but I did see the conceited cast of High School Musical.

2006-11-22 01:06:08 · 5 answers · asked by Onisha M 1 in Music