A priest was very fond of his rooster, one day his rooster went missing. He decided to ask the question to his aprishioners about it in the church next morning.
At the mass next morning, he asked: "Has anybody got a co*k?"
All the men stood up
Priest: "No, no that wasn't I meant, has anybody seen a co*k?"
All the women stood up.
Priest: That wasn't I meant, has anybody seen a co*k that doesn't belong to them?"
Half of the women stood up.
Priest: "No, no, no that wasn't I meant, has anybody seen MY co*k?"
All the nuns & two priests stood up!!!
2006-11-21
18:13:15
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