A priest was very fond of his rooster, one day his rooster went missing. He decided to ask the question to his aprishioners about it in the church next morning.
At the mass next morning, he asked: "Has anybody got a co*k?"
All the men stood up
Priest: "No, no that wasn't I meant, has anybody seen a co*k?"
All the women stood up.
Priest: That wasn't I meant, has anybody seen a co*k that doesn't belong to them?"
Half of the women stood up.
Priest: "No, no, no that wasn't I meant, has anybody seen MY co*k?"
All the nuns & two priests stood up!!!
2006-11-21 18:13:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! loved it♥
2006-11-22 02:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were going to say all the choir boys stood up....
Oh you didn't say Catholic priest I get it.
2006-11-22 02:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke!
2006-11-22 02:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by Together 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Damn hillarious.
2006-11-22 07:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl thats funny!
2006-11-22 02:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! thx
2006-11-22 02:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats...interesting..
2006-11-22 10:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha........very funny 1.......LMAO
2006-11-22 02:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CRACK UP !!!
2006-11-22 02:27:42 · answer #9 · answered by MadMark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋