2 men apply for the same job in London. One is an Englishman ( Tom ) the other is Irish ( Mick ). The interviewer ( English ) tells them that as he's a fair man he'll set 10 test questions on a sheet, give them 20 minutes to complete the test, and whoever gets the most correct gets the job. After 20 minutes they hand their sheets in. The interviewer says......'You've both done remarkably well, with 9 out of ten each, but on hindsight I feel i've got to give the job to Tom'. Mick goes berserk....'Call yourself a fair man'?...'You're English, he's English'...'We both get one question wrong & the Engishman gets the job'. 'Where's the fairness in that'?...The interviewer says...'Well for question 9 Tom's put....sorry I don't know the answer to this question'... 'for question 9.... you've put.......'Neither do I'
2006-11-20
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