2 men apply for the same job in London. One is an Englishman ( Tom ) the other is Irish ( Mick ). The interviewer ( English ) tells them that as he's a fair man he'll set 10 test questions on a sheet, give them 20 minutes to complete the test, and whoever gets the most correct gets the job. After 20 minutes they hand their sheets in. The interviewer says......'You've both done remarkably well, with 9 out of ten each, but on hindsight I feel i've got to give the job to Tom'. Mick goes berserk....'Call yourself a fair man'?...'You're English, he's English'...'We both get one question wrong & the Engishman gets the job'. 'Where's the fairness in that'?...The interviewer says...'Well for question 9 Tom's put....sorry I don't know the answer to this question'... 'for question 9.... you've put.......'Neither do I'
2006-11-20 11:15:15 · 10 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol wow...funny joke....
2006-11-20 11:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Mick.
2006-11-20 11:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by Jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee love that one, keep em coming......
Muldoons Dog
An old farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he doted on and loved like family.
One day the dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road apiece, and there's no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the poor animal."
Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick beaming replied "Welllll me son..... Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."
2006-11-24 01:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone's taking the Mick!!!
2006-11-20 12:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah nice joke mate !
2006-11-20 17:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome my friend
Did you hear about the Irish woodworm???
They found it in a brick
2006-11-20 12:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aww, my poor Mick!!!! lol
2006-11-20 12:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard a different version but still a good laugh
2006-11-20 11:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by choo_hoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i think i get it. he cheated off the other guy, right?
2006-11-20 11:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good good funny
2006-11-20 18:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by towel d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋