All categories - 20 November 2006

Fred meets Joe, who is on crutches, on the street, and says,
“Hey Joe how you doing? I don’t mean to be nosy, but you
look like a truck ran over you? You’re a mess”

“I was out playing golf, Fred. You know how I much like to play golf, don’t you?”

“Yeah, Joe.. I know how much you like golf… but what happened?”

“Well Fred, I watched this lady tee off, and watched her ball go over the fence
into a ranchers field, near some cows. Then, I teed off, and darn if my ball didn’t
go into the same field. I was just not paying attention. So, I climb the fence, and
look for my ball, and about ten minutes later I see a ball. But I know my ball,
and that ball was not mine.”

“Oh, okay, Joe, so you find a ball, and it isn’t yours, so then what?”

“Well, I notice that the lady is getting closer to where I am, and she is still
looking for her ball, so being a nice guy, I try to help her.. you know me, Fred,
I like to help people.”

2006-11-20 14:14:50 · 9 answers · asked by scrubbag 7 in Jokes & Riddles

For a local death metal band?

2006-11-20 14:14:46 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 14:14:37 · 7 answers · asked by doggiebike 5 in Other - Mexico

my Son is 10 days old and was born premature. since his birth his weight has been declining but we were told that it was normal for a newborn to lose 10% of their birth weight but at his appointment today we were told he cant lose anymore weight. i feed him as often as i can and try to wake him up every 3 hours but all he wants to do is sleep and im afraid he might lose more weight. what can i do???

2006-11-20 14:14:23 · 18 answers · asked by Gracie 2 in Newborn & Baby

i know it joins to gether rather meaninglessly in a tree and the giving of gifts ,and showing your presence before your relitives
and its high priest is santa/satan claws ,and does jesus know if i been good ier is the satan clause a jesus substitute.
why is it christ xmass when he wasnt eveb born on that day ,why the getting drunk thing ,x mass is deluding the masss away from the truth of christ by the giving of crusty scrappy presencse of a man hiding behind a faulse beard ,with enslaved deer pulling off his slay ,can we at least try to save the day by going to a mass for the love of christ the saviour
talk about jesus ,playsdown the santa ,god like slavedriver lifting the north pole,
crist was accorded this day as his birth day can we give to christ that which belongs to the good ,and truth that christ embodies as an innocent child ,give satanclaws back his rightfull day od the 6 th of december ,ie the 12 mounth ,ie two sixes ,
let xmass be for love and jesus and gifts forkids

2006-11-20 14:14:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

2006-11-20 14:14:19 · 2 answers · asked by rudybdog@sbcglobal.net 2 in Cycling

Supper for me........:)

2006-11-20 14:14:14 · 16 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 14:14:14 · 1 answers · asked by hot chocolate 1 in Internet

i have been chatting with a girl for some while now....we go to the same college but have never met in person....how do i ask her ..plz help

2006-11-20 14:14:11 · 9 answers · asked by J D 1 in Singles & Dating

Im looking for a good side dish for the holiday. Im making turkey, mashed potatoes, squash casserole, vegetable?, sweet potatoes, and rolls. I need a good vegie idea. I was thinking of green beans (not casserole) but I want to jazz it up some. Any ideas?

2006-11-20 14:14:09 · 11 answers · asked by Danielle 1 in Thanksgiving

2006-11-20 14:14:09 · 18 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-11-20 14:14:05 · 6 answers · asked by hockey fan 3 in Dogs

i want to finish Eragon...but my town library copy is reserved for a while

2006-11-20 14:14:04 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Books & Authors

2006-11-20 14:14:02 · 3 answers · asked by Louie S 1 in Performing Arts

This computer does not support the required audio compression format?

2006-11-20 14:13:59 · 1 answers · asked by JOhNe=mc² 6 in Desktops

I want to tell a girl how beautiful she is. I have some stuff to say in a short letter. I would like to make it simple and sweet. like you are as beautiful as the sunset.something like that. She is Japanese so simple English :) thank you :D

2006-11-20 14:13:51 · 14 answers · asked by Korin 1 in Singles & Dating

How old is "old"?

2006-11-20 14:13:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

my one true love....is funny because she has a boyrfriend...now they are 1 year together so far...n she was tryin to let go of me but she couldnt ...we still talk...but everything is changing so much....we talk, for 20 mins tops...we used to talk till 3 am sometimes....n also....its just not the same....i know i love her n she still love me too....but things are so different...is she slowly letting go???? what do i do?

2006-11-20 14:13:49 · 8 answers · asked by lovin_mi_fresa 1 in Singles & Dating

If so how was it and did you win? I thought about maybe one day entering in one for either cakes or pies.

2006-11-20 14:13:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

just because they ask mary for help doesn't mean they don't pray to God, God can only answer prayers God is only worthy of praise... personally i barley ask a saint for help in pray all my prayers are directly to God don't buch us up into one category if a catholic wants to pray let them it doesn't conclude that they don't love God or get distracted from him all devotion to a saint leads one closer to God in my opinion..... anyways my question is why do you think we can't pray to God even though that is what most of are prayer and are only source of worship is ... the whole mass is a prayer/worship of God to us it is the highest form...thanks and God bless:)

2006-11-20 14:13:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-20 14:13:33 · 14 answers · asked by Mercenary 1 in Polls & Surveys

HELP! I only have smooth hair when my hair is wet :( why? what can i do about it?

2006-11-20 14:13:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

I would love to have long eyelashes.. but i dont!! i was thinking of takin vitamins for hair (cuz i want myhair to grow too) but wouldnt that cause all the hair in your body to grow??

2006-11-20 14:13:26 · 9 answers · asked by Its Me* 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

i tried to play cards a few times, and it always goes REALLY slow . also the cards do not even show up on my screen, even though i am sitting at a table

2006-11-20 14:13:25 · 3 answers · asked by Joel W 1 in Card Games

got different fighting ethics, not the queensbury rules not that the British do.What im saying generally their levels of violence is way above our norm.And yes I know im generalizing just wanted peeps opions?

2006-11-20 14:13:19 · 6 answers · asked by pisspot 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

blood,,, books, sperm, money, whatever?

2006-11-20 14:13:14 · 32 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

OK, what if a pair of twin brothers married a pair of twin sisters at the same time. Then both of the couples have a child. If that child is the same gender for both couples, will those children be twins?

2006-11-20 14:13:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

2006-11-20 14:13:12 · 2 answers · asked by javanewbie 1 in Philippines

I need to make Thanksgiving dinner for my mom and dad and dont know what to make. Any suggestions?

2006-11-20 14:13:06 · 11 answers · asked by Kate F 1 in Cooking & Recipes