Fred meets Joe, who is on crutches, on the street, and says,
“Hey Joe how you doing? I don’t mean to be nosy, but you
look like a truck ran over you? You’re a mess”
“I was out playing golf, Fred. You know how I much like to play golf, don’t you?”
“Yeah, Joe.. I know how much you like golf… but what happened?”
“Well Fred, I watched this lady tee off, and watched her ball go over the fence
into a ranchers field, near some cows. Then, I teed off, and darn if my ball didn’t
go into the same field. I was just not paying attention. So, I climb the fence, and
look for my ball, and about ten minutes later I see a ball. But I know my ball,
and that ball was not mine.”
“Oh, okay, Joe, so you find a ball, and it isn’t yours, so then what?”
“Well, I notice that the lady is getting closer to where I am, and she is still
looking for her ball, so being a nice guy, I try to help her.. you know me, Fred,
I like to help people.”
2006-11-20 14:14:50 · 9 answers · asked by scrubbag 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“Sure Joe, you’re a real lovable person…. But what happened?”
“I goes to where I seen the ball, and it happens to be under a cow, near the
back end. It is hard to see from the back, so I lift the cows tail and say to the
lady, “Hey lady, does this look like yours?”
“That’s when she beat me with her golf club”
2006-11-20 14:15:30 · update #1
That's like the best i ever herad
2006-11-20 16:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before but the punch line worked a little better in the other one. Can't exactly remember what it was but not like yours.....
2006-11-20 22:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! Here's another one:
Q: What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
A: Unemployed!
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2006-11-21 05:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wasnt that a bill evingal joke? anyways, still funny.
2006-11-20 22:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one! now im going to be laughing all night
2006-11-20 22:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by The Evil Drummer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL -little long but it was a good one
2006-11-20 22:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.......the ball!
2006-11-20 22:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey good joke :)
2006-11-20 22:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Carmen G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was awesome!
2006-11-20 22:16:58 · answer #9 · answered by stase 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋